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You *know* you're a guitarist when...

Posted: August 9th, 2004, 4:25 pm
by jmb-d
...you open the dryer and find picks in the lint trap. :o

Posted: August 9th, 2004, 11:00 pm
by Taso
You can stick a thumbtack's tip into your finger and not feal anything.... (I get bored sometimes)

Posted: August 9th, 2004, 11:16 pm
by Crazy Dave Miller
You find yourself fingering actual, correct chords as you play air guitar while listening to music in your room.

Posted: August 9th, 2004, 11:17 pm
by Crazy Dave Miller
You scrap the air guitar, pick up your axe, and jam along.

Posted: August 9th, 2004, 11:38 pm
by greybeard
... the only G string you have in mind comes between D and B

....you try making chord progressions out of the roman numerals on clock faces

Posted: August 10th, 2004, 10:30 am
by purple
...you have made up a lame excuse to not hang out with your friends just so you could stay home and play your guitar. It is so sad and kind of dorky, hope I am not alone on this one.

... the only action your concerned with is the height of your strings.

Posted: August 10th, 2004, 1:12 pm
by Tucker
Spotting bands that are miming becomes a precise art (nay - a science) rather than a jokey guessing game.

Posted: August 10th, 2004, 9:11 pm
by TaylorR
you own and play a guitar

Posted: August 11th, 2004, 2:32 am
by Alan Green
When your neighbours say "we hear you playing your guitar sometimes".

Only sometimes? Geez - I need to ramp up the volume.

Posted: August 11th, 2004, 5:27 am
by Vic Lewis VL
When your grandkids are learning the alphabet and you keep correcting them by putting "Bb" between A and B

Posted: August 11th, 2004, 5:29 am
by AcceptedOne
rather than getting lyrics stuck in your head, riffs abound.

Posted: August 11th, 2004, 5:41 am
by Mike
....when you start cutting your nails before they really need it.

....when you start picking your strings more often then your nose.

Posted: August 11th, 2004, 5:44 am
by Nils
You morn the loss of a guitar more than a friend or family member.... :twisted:

Posted: August 11th, 2004, 6:00 am
by Celt
...you see an attractive woman playing guitar and you think "Wow nice Martin D28" :mrgreen:

Posted: August 11th, 2004, 6:24 am
by Nick
How about when your significant other has to tell you the plate you are holding is hot.