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Postby kingpatzer » December 19th, 2007, 11:44 am

The purpose is to make a wish, but have the next poster grant it, but corrupt it (eg. poster1: I wish my feet had jet engines in them, poster2: granted, but you can't turn them off). He in turn must make a new wish.

I'll start:


I wish I could enough money playing jazz to quite my day job.
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Postby hueseph » December 19th, 2007, 11:52 am

Granted: You could make enough money to quit your day job but through a series of bad decision you will never achieve this feat.


I wish there was enough time in my day that I could deal with daily things and get in 4 hours of practice.
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Postby kingpatzer » December 19th, 2007, 12:02 pm

Granted. You will be spending 4 hours a day practicing how to balance a spoon on your nose.

I wish I were independently wealthy.
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Postby Misanthrope » December 19th, 2007, 1:20 pm

Granted. You will be wealthy compared to the locals of your new island home, which sadly lacks electricity for your amp.

I wish I didn't have to work.

PS: This game is pure evil :twisted:
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Postby Dan T. » December 19th, 2007, 3:41 pm

Granted. You don't have to work because you will be stranded on a tiny island in the Pacific with, (gulp), no guitar!

I wish I could play lightning fast leads.

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Postby geoo » December 19th, 2007, 3:53 pm

Granted: But you'll have to do it with your nose cause I am taking your hands away.

I wish I were a famous guitarist
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Postby Misanthrope » December 19th, 2007, 4:00 pm

Granted. You are a guitarist famous by virtue of your running away from audiences before you can manage to play a single note.

I wish I could write songs like Kurt's.
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Postby kingpatzer » December 20th, 2007, 5:02 am

Granted, you'll write songs like Kurt Warner.

I wish my I had a Lambergini
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Postby geoo » December 20th, 2007, 7:36 am

Granted: You get your Lambergini.. and its on FIRE!! Literally.

I wish we had peace on Earth.

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Postby Misanthrope » December 20th, 2007, 7:49 am

Granted. Our new alien overlords do not allow infighting among their slaves.

I wish I could sing properly.
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Postby ShadyHarrison » December 21st, 2007, 5:53 am

Granted: You can sing properly, but enjoy your new home- you've just become a blackbird.

I wish I was brave enough to change my own guitar strings.
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Postby geoo » December 21st, 2007, 6:31 am

Granted: You are now brave enough. But your guitars all burned up in your house fire.

I wish I could spend Christmas holiday in Mexico.

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Postby kingpatzer » December 21st, 2007, 9:14 am

geoo wrote:Granted: You are now brave enough. But your guitars all burned up in your house fire.

I wish I could spend Christmas holiday in Mexico.

Jim


Granted: You have been falsely accused of drug running and are spending the holiday in a Mexican jail cell with a number of violent criminals.

I wish I could take a nice carribean vacation
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Postby hueseph » December 21st, 2007, 9:38 am

I wish I could take a nice carribean vacation


Guantanamo Bay it is. :shock:

I wish I could take back all the mistakes I made in the past.

(BTW this game puts a smile on my face :twisted: Great stress relief.)
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Postby PappaJohn » December 21st, 2007, 5:53 pm

Granted, but you're doomed to repeat them over and over again.

I wish I didn't post in this thread.
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