You *know* you're a guitarist when...

Musenfreund · Post by **Musenfreund** » August 11th, 2004, 6:43 am

When your Guitarnoise post count exceeds 750!

Vic Lewis VL · Post by **Vic Lewis VL** » August 11th, 2004, 6:43 am

When your grandkids are watching "Sesame Street" and you can play along with Paul Simon.....

Vic Lewis VL · Post by **Vic Lewis VL** » August 11th, 2004, 6:45 am

And when the grandkids are so bored they ask you to play a song.......!!!!

purplefenderstrat · Post by **purplefenderstrat** » August 12th, 2004, 1:02 am

my girlfriend gets jeoulous because i love my stratocaster more than her...

i dont really but she actually thought i did once..

i said..LOOK KRISTAL..I LOVE YOU JUST AS MUCH AS THAT GUITAR..MABY EVEN A BIT MORE!! NOW STOP IT!

Musenfreund · Post by **Musenfreund** » August 12th, 2004, 4:35 am

purplefenderstrat wrote:my girlfriend gets jeoulous because i love my stratocaster more than her...

i dont really but she actually thought i did once..

i said..LOOK KRISTAL..I LOVE YOU JUST AS MUCH AS THAT GUITAR NOW STOP IT!

Wow, man, how did your guitar take it?

greybeard · Post by **greybeard** » August 12th, 2004, 4:54 am

purplefenderstrat wrote:my girlfriend gets jeoulous because i love my stratocaster more than her...

i dont really but she actually thought i did once..

i said..LOOK KRISTAL..I LOVE YOU JUST AS MUCH AS THAT GUITAR NOW STOP IT!

..... I'm practising!

purplefenderstrat · Post by **purplefenderstrat** » August 12th, 2004, 1:21 pm

[quote="Musenfreund]Wow, man, how did your guitar take it?[/quote]

my guitar got over it..it threw itself out of tune and was upset but its all ok now

jmb-d · Post by **jmb-d** » August 12th, 2004, 2:10 pm

And that's just one of the differences between girlfriends and guitars -- one of them tends to complain if you put your hand around its neck...

purplefenderstrat · Post by **purplefenderstrat** » August 12th, 2004, 8:14 pm

oh man im red in the face...thats one of the funnier things ive heard in my life time..

Vic Lewis VL · Post by **Vic Lewis VL** » August 13th, 2004, 5:59 am

Guitars have frets, girlfriends fret........

And there's no volume control on a girlfriend.......

Hmm I feel a Nobel Peace prize-winning invention coming on.......!!!

Just been informed (by the Mrs) there is such a thing as a volume control for girlfriends/better halves.......it's called a wallet......(sigh).......looks like mine is in for a tough weekend..........

Tucker · Post by **Tucker** » August 14th, 2004, 5:05 am

Izabella wrote:you own and play a guitar

You are a God.

thepoliteone · Post by **thepoliteone** » August 16th, 2004, 2:31 am

When you change the way you shave, shower, wash your hair AND apply hair gel to minimise how long your fretting fingers are wet for...

When you and the other guitarist in the office compare calluses...

When you're asked to give your girlfriend a back massage and you wonder how to avoid getting oil on your fretting fingers...

When you actually don't mind the fact your fingertips feel bruised and ache as you're typing this post coz it shows you got your practice in this weekend

-TPO.

Chalmodo · Post by **Chalmodo** » August 16th, 2004, 12:43 pm

You take a travelling guitar when you go on holiday

purplefenderstrat · Post by **purplefenderstrat** » August 16th, 2004, 3:00 pm

me and my girlfriend were coming home and were stuck in traffic cause of an accident and i pulled out my strat and played all the way home...she was driving

TaylorR · Post by **TaylorR** » August 16th, 2004, 3:16 pm

Tucker wrote:
Izabella wrote:you own and play a guitar
You are a God.

Thanks

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