I think the she-droid will replace women before a machine replaces guitarists... and personally, I'm looking forward to women with off switches. :lol:

I think somebody needs a girlfriend...

greybeard wrote: teleplayer324 wrote: Yeah everyone knows a Tele is the best When I get tired of playing my Burns, I'll sit down and watch the tele. ...

C'mon guys, can you honestly say you wouldn't love to get onstage with a red heart-shaped guitar? I know I would - then crank some serious metal out o...

just what the heck is a wanker? It isn't in the dictionary and a guy on the local news channel used it, but he didn't know what it meant either

Think they make pick-shaped TP?

Paradise by the Dashboard Light - That song gets stuck in my head for days at a time. Really catchy.

If you have the DVD, it has like an hour of cut footage - some of the funniest stuff in there.

But if I had to pick 1 solo as the all time best I'd have to go with the guitar solo in "the cover of the rolling stone", that's beautiful. Sounds lik...

Vocals: Geddy LeeRythym: Jimmy PageLead: Brian MayBass: Roger WatersDrums: Keith MoonKeyboard: I don't think so 8)

Spectacular. Here, there, everywhere All that I really am Focus on my hint of virtue and not my right to condemn that i thought was my favorite part...

I read a big article by a very conservative christian who was surprised and upset about the "666" in "Kiss kiss kiss" I dont see how these people dre...

Haiku?I really like some of it, especially "Episodic lives losely tied by Lying eyes " and Your hand and your heart are sold separately and the best...

Try this: good luck, I've had a mandolin for a while, never could get the hang of it