First, click this link: http://images.google.com.au/images?q=%22kim%20beazley%22&num=100&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&safe=off&sa=N&tab=wi

You'd be suprised just how hard it is to rhyme with "Beazley".

There's no chorus yet, but I don't think it needs one.

If you're feeling down, a little blue
And life makes you uneasy
Stick a sardine up your bum
And dream about Kim Beazley

When your girlfriend leaves you for your dad
'Cause she likes them old and sleazy
Stick a sardine up your bum
And dream about Kim Beazley

When your Happy Meal has got no toy
And the cheeseburger isn't cheesey
Stick a sardine up your bum
And dream about Kim Beazley

Life is hard, your tool is soft
And your Happy Meal is greasy
These three things can make it better:
SARDINES. BUM. KIM BEAZLEY.