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(@kingpatzer)
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The purpose is to make a wish, but have the next poster grant it, but corrupt it (eg. poster1: I wish my feet had jet engines in them, poster2: granted, but you can't turn them off). He in turn must make a new wish.

I'll start:

I wish I could enough money playing jazz to quite my day job.

"The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side." -- HST


   
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(@hueseph)
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Granted: You could make enough money to quit your day job but through a series of bad decision you will never achieve this feat.

I wish there was enough time in my day that I could deal with daily things and get in 4 hours of practice.

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(@kingpatzer)
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Granted. You will be spending 4 hours a day practicing how to balance a spoon on your nose.

I wish I were independently wealthy.

"The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side." -- HST


   
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(@misanthrope)
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Granted. You will be wealthy compared to the locals of your new island home, which sadly lacks electricity for your amp.

I wish I didn't have to work.

PS: This game is pure evil :twisted:

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(@dan-t)
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Granted. You don't have to work because you will be stranded on a tiny island in the Pacific with, (gulp), no guitar!

I wish I could play lightning fast leads.

Dan

"The only way I know that guarantees no mistakes is not to play and that's simply not an option". David Hodge


   
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 geoo
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Granted: But you'll have to do it with your nose cause I am taking your hands away.

I wish I were a famous guitarist

“The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn” - David Russell (Scottish classical Guitarist. b.1942)


   
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(@misanthrope)
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Granted. You are a guitarist famous by virtue of your running away from audiences before you can manage to play a single note.

I wish I could write songs like Kurt's.

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(@kingpatzer)
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Granted, you'll write songs like Kurt Warner.

I wish my I had a Lambergini

"The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side." -- HST


   
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Granted: You get your Lambergini.. and its on FIRE!! Literally.

I wish we had peace on Earth.

Jim

“The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn” - David Russell (Scottish classical Guitarist. b.1942)


   
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(@misanthrope)
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Granted. Our new alien overlords do not allow infighting among their slaves.

I wish I could sing properly.

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(@shadyharrison)
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Granted: You can sing properly, but enjoy your new home- you've just become a blackbird.

I wish I was brave enough to change my own guitar strings.

Take care,

Casey


   
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Granted: You are now brave enough. But your guitars all burned up in your house fire.

I wish I could spend Christmas holiday in Mexico.

Jim

“The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn” - David Russell (Scottish classical Guitarist. b.1942)


   
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(@kingpatzer)
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Granted: You are now brave enough. But your guitars all burned up in your house fire.

I wish I could spend Christmas holiday in Mexico.

Jim

Granted: You have been falsely accused of drug running and are spending the holiday in a Mexican jail cell with a number of violent criminals.

I wish I could take a nice carribean vacation

"The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side." -- HST


   
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(@hueseph)
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I wish I could take a nice carribean vacation

Guantanamo Bay it is. :shock:

I wish I could take back all the mistakes I made in the past.

(BTW this game puts a smile on my face :twisted: Great stress relief.)

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(@pappajohn)
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Granted, but you're doomed to repeat them over and over again.

I wish I didn't post in this thread.

-- John

"Hip woman walking on a moving floor, tripping on the escalator.
There's a man in the line and she's blowin' his mind, thinking that he's already made her."

'Coming into Los Angeles' - Arlo Guthrie


   
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