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jmb-d
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...you open the dryer and find picks in the lint trap. :o

In walking, just walk. In sitting, just sit. Above all, don't wobble.
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Taso
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You can stick a thumbtack's tip into your finger and not feal anything.... (I get bored sometimes)

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Crazy Dave Miller
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You find yourself fingering actual, correct chords as you play air guitar while listening to music in your room.

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Crazy Dave Miller
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You scrap the air guitar, pick up your axe, and jam along.

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greybeard
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... the only G string you have in mind comes between D and B

....you try making chord progressions out of the roman numerals on clock faces

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purple
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...you have made up a lame excuse to not hang out with your friends just so you could stay home and play your guitar. It is so sad and kind of dorky, hope I am not alone on this one.

... the only action your concerned with is the height of your strings.

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Tucker
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Spotting bands that are miming becomes a precise art (nay - a science) rather than a jokey guessing game.


   
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TaylorR
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you own and play a guitar

aka Izabella


   
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Alan Green
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When your neighbours say "we hear you playing your guitar sometimes".

Only sometimes? Geez - I need to ramp up the volume.

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I have always felt that it is better to do what is beautiful than what is 'right'" - Eliot Fisk
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Vic Lewis VL
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When your grandkids are learning the alphabet and you keep correcting them by putting "Bb" between A and B

"Sometimes the beauty of music can help us all find strength to deal with all the curves life can throw us." (D. Hodge.)


   
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AcceptedOne
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rather than getting lyrics stuck in your head, riffs abound.


   
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Mike
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....when you start cutting your nails before they really need it.

....when you start picking your strings more often then your nose.


   
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Nils
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You morn the loss of a guitar more than a friend or family member.... :twisted:

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Celt
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...you see an attractive woman playing guitar and you think "Wow nice Martin D28" :mrgreen:

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Nick Torres
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How about when your significant other has to tell you the plate you are holding is hot.


   
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