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FrettinNoize
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When going a day without practice feels like going a day without showering :(

Music is the only gospel that everybody know ~the inside of a 4th Ave. Jones CD notes


   
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Rgalvez
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When a day with full practice ends without showering ;)


   
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Bish
 Bish
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When you continue to practice even in the shower, and your guitar doesn't get wet.

Bish

"I play live as playing dead is harder than it sounds!"


   
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manda
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lol when you start to glue the calluses back onto your fingers when they fall off from playing so much (or so I've heard hehe)

"These pretzels are makin' me thirsty."


   
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Rgalvez
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When you use passwords like Mixolydian1 or diminished2 in the PC of your office ( I do) :)


   
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greybeard
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To misquote Noteboat:

..........when you can make a quarter/10p/20cents last all night :lol: :lol: :lol:

I started with nothing - and I've still got most of it left.
Did you know that the word "gullible" is not in any dictionary?
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Anonymous
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when you break up with your girlferiend but keep her guitar and use it to write a song about her.


   
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margaret
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when you break up with your girlferiend but keep her guitar and use it to write a song about her.
:lol:

When you spend thousands of dollars taking your ex to court to get back that $99 guitar because it has such fantastic mojo.

Margaret

When my mind is free, you know a melody can move me
And when I'm feelin' blue, the guitar's comin' through to soothe me ~


   
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Oenyaw
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You have reoccuring dreams that you've been selected to be the next guitar player for .....

For me it was Yes (and I have no idea why).

Brain-cleansing music for brain-numbing times in a brain dead world
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metalanarchist465
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When you fall asleep while playing


   
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racetruck1
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When your wife falls asleep while you play guitar!

When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming......
like the passengers in his car.


   
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Classico
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...when you sit at 5:15 pm for "five minutes" and your parents have to make you stop at midnight.

...when you go to sleep at midnight and instead of counting sheeps you count intervals.

...when you never wanna stop.


   
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hueseph
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When going a day without practice feels like going a day without showering :(

Hmmmm. Do you stink more after a day without practice or after a day without a shower?

I think the answer would be...yes. :?: :shock: :P

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jimh
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when that herniated disc in your neck starts acting up again, but you think you can get one more song in before it really starts to hurt... :shock:

Music is the universal language.


   
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SGinCYQX
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You break a string and say 'Oh well, I've got five more' :lol:

You'd rather chew your own ear off than listen to a whole rap C.D

You'd rather let your moron friends screw around with the $4000 upright piano then your $799 Epiphone

You'd rather have a new amp than a new car

You never have any money because you blow it on pedals and stuff you don't need as soon as you get enough to rub together

Instead of saying 'Goodbye' to your friends, you say 'Fly On Little Wing' or 'Shine On You Crazy Diamond' or something like that

Every time you take a trip anywhere, you quote Freebird when you tell your friends you're going

That shiny new Strat finally talks to you and tells you her name, and at dinner that night you call your significant other by that name

She believes you when you say 'But honey, I got your name mixed up with my guitar's name!'

Ethan

Ewan McGregor: I said, "Eve, I want you to look after my wedding ring while I'm away," and she started to cry and I said, "Eve. Eve, I can't wear my ring or I won't get laid on the trip!"


   
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