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Musenfreund
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When your Guitarnoise post count exceeds 750! :roll:

Well we all shine on--like the moon and the stars and the sun.
-- John Lennon


   
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Vic Lewis VL
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When your grandkids are watching "Sesame Street" and you can play along with Paul Simon.....

"Sometimes the beauty of music can help us all find strength to deal with all the curves life can throw us." (D. Hodge.)


   
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Vic Lewis VL
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And when the grandkids are so bored they ask you to play a song.......!!!!

"Sometimes the beauty of music can help us all find strength to deal with all the curves life can throw us." (D. Hodge.)


   
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purplefenderstrat
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my girlfriend gets jeoulous because i love my stratocaster more than her...

i dont really but she actually thought i did once..

i said..LOOK KRISTAL..I LOVE YOU JUST AS MUCH AS THAT GUITAR..MABY EVEN A BIT MORE!! NOW STOP IT!

"im the one who has to die when its time for me to die..so let me live my life, the way i want to.."-Jimi Hendrix-If 6 was 9

Paul Y Howdilly doodily neigborini!!


   
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Musenfreund
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my girlfriend gets jeoulous because i love my stratocaster more than her...

i dont really but she actually thought i did once..

i said..LOOK KRISTAL..I LOVE YOU JUST AS MUCH AS THAT GUITAR NOW STOP IT!

Wow, man, how did your guitar take it?

Well we all shine on--like the moon and the stars and the sun.
-- John Lennon


   
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greybeard
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my girlfriend gets jeoulous because i love my stratocaster more than her...

i dont really but she actually thought i did once..

i said..LOOK KRISTAL..I LOVE YOU JUST AS MUCH AS THAT GUITAR NOW STOP IT!..... I'm practising!

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purplefenderstrat
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Wow, man, how did your guitar take it?

my guitar got over it..it threw itself out of tune and was upset but its all ok now

"im the one who has to die when its time for me to die..so let me live my life, the way i want to.."-Jimi Hendrix-If 6 was 9

Paul Y Howdilly doodily neigborini!!


   
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jmb-d
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And that's just one of the differences between girlfriends and guitars -- one of them tends to complain if you put your hand around its neck...

In walking, just walk. In sitting, just sit. Above all, don't wobble.
-- Yun-Men


   
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purplefenderstrat
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oh man im red in the face...thats one of the funnier things ive heard in my life time..

"im the one who has to die when its time for me to die..so let me live my life, the way i want to.."-Jimi Hendrix-If 6 was 9

Paul Y Howdilly doodily neigborini!!


   
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Vic Lewis VL
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Guitars have frets, girlfriends fret........

And there's no volume control on a girlfriend.......

Hmm I feel a Nobel Peace prize-winning invention coming on.......!!!

Just been informed (by the Mrs) there is such a thing as a volume control for girlfriends/better halves.......it's called a wallet......(sigh).......looks like mine is in for a tough weekend..........

:)

"Sometimes the beauty of music can help us all find strength to deal with all the curves life can throw us." (D. Hodge.)


   
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Tucker
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you own and play a guitarYou are a God.


   
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thepoliteone
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When you change the way you shave, shower, wash your hair AND apply hair gel to minimise how long your fretting fingers are wet for...

When you and the other guitarist in the office compare calluses...

When you're asked to give your girlfriend a back massage and you wonder how to avoid getting oil on your fretting fingers...

When you actually don't mind the fact your fingertips feel bruised and ache as you're typing this post coz it shows you got your practice in this weekend :)

-TPO.

"Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness."
-- Mark Twain


   
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Chalmodo
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You take a travelling guitar when you go on holiday

all you need is to be human to be able to rock.
just dont be sad if some of us are more human than others.


   
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purplefenderstrat
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me and my girlfriend were coming home and were stuck in traffic cause of an accident and i pulled out my strat and played all the way home...she was driving :lol:

"im the one who has to die when its time for me to die..so let me live my life, the way i want to.."-Jimi Hendrix-If 6 was 9

Paul Y Howdilly doodily neigborini!!


   
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TaylorR
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you own and play a guitarYou are a God.

Thanks

aka Izabella


   
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