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(@rodya-s-thompson)
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When you tried to use a stapler as a wah-pedal.

(not that i've done it yet, but i'm sure I will in a lapse of idiocy)

Henry Garza, Saul Hudson, and Darrell Abbott could not be here tonight, but they all had sex and are proud to announce the birth of their two-headed baby, Rodya S. Thompson.

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(@celt)
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Rodya S. Thompson

Any relation to Hunter S Thompson Just curious

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(@scrogdog)
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When all the girls gather 'round and say "oooh, play another!" :wink:


   
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(@taylorr)
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When you jam with someone and they set up another time to jam right there on the spot.

aka Izabella


   
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(@ghost-rider)
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You feel a strange, and previously-unknown kinship with the freaky-looking guy wearing the dangling guitar ear-rings.
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(@waltaja)
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you know you're a guitarist when....you ask yourself, "what would Leo (Fender) do?"

anyone who remember those WWJD shirts and whatnot will get that one

"I got a woman, stay drunk all the time!"

-Led Zeppelin-


   
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(@jmb-d)
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anyone who remember those WWJD shirts and whatnot will get that one

Are you telling me that those didn't mean "What Would Jimi Do"?! :shock:

In walking, just walk. In sitting, just sit. Above all, don't wobble.
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(@waltaja)
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anyone who remember those WWJD shirts and whatnot will get that one

Are you telling me that those didn't mean "What Would Jimi Do"?! :shock:

that never even dawned on me for some reason. good call. i like it. What would Jimi Do? haha

"I got a woman, stay drunk all the time!"

-Led Zeppelin-


   
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(@vic-lewis-vl)
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When not only what you playing sounds good to you, but the Mrs is filling in with the vocals.......

When the next door neighbour thinks what you're playing is crap, and said pea-brain is driving around in a car with bigger speakers than its engine, and everything he plays is about 204 beats a minute and goes "dum - tssssh - dum - tssssh - dum - tsssshtssssh" - now I know I'm on the right track!!!!

"Sometimes the beauty of music can help us all find strength to deal with all the curves life can throw us." (D. Hodge.)


   
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(@tucker)
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anyone who remember those WWJD shirts and whatnot will get that one

Are you telling me that those didn't mean "What Would Jimi Do"?! :shock:

that never even dawned on me for some reason. good call. i like it. What would Jimi Do? hahaI saw a "What Would Jimi Do?" T-shirt - there was a pic of some vomit under the text. Pretty tasteless, but still... (there was also a "What Would Kurt Do?" that had "blood" spattered all over the writing and a "What Would Bob Do?" with a massive blunt on it... less funny, but oh well, what do you expect?)


   
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(@gnease)
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What Would George Michael Do?

-=tension & release=-


   
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(@taylorr)
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What Would George Michael Do?

Lets not get into that topic :lol:.

When you always read the word "bass" as a bass (base) and not like the fish.

aka Izabella


   
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(@vic-lewis-vl)
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When you always read the word "bass" as a bass (base) and not like the fish.

:D :D :D

I can just imagine myself in a Base Charrington pub.......!!!

Nice one, Iz!!!!

"Sometimes the beauty of music can help us all find strength to deal with all the curves life can throw us." (D. Hodge.)


   
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(@greybeard)
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I can just imagine myself in a Base Charrington pub.......!!!

I can't - that stuff's worse than nuclear waste.

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(@purple)
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... when you are only typing with one hand because the fingertips on the other one hurt too badly.

It's not easy being green.... good thing I'm purple.


   
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