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(@nicktorres)
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One afternoon, a C, an E-flat, and a G walk into a bar.

The bartender says to them, "Hey, we don't serve minors here."

Dejected, the E-flat leaves.

So then the C and the G get really smashed, they have a fifth between them.


   
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(@audioslaveaddict)
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lol I never thought that music theory could be funny! :D

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(@undercat)
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"Music Theory Humor" = Oxymoron (?)

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One afternoon, a C, an E-flat, and a G walk into a bar.

The bartender says to them, "Hey, we don't serve minors here."

Dejected, the E-flat leaves.

So then the C and the G get really smashed, they have a fifth between them.

So they diminished the fifth and then they got into a big clash with eachother.So to resolve this tension between them they decided it would be best if they both just went their separate ways and headed home before the cops showed up and had them both CAGED.Concerned that this disharmony had diminished their friendship,Eb stepped in to help them bridge their differences.The whole event struck a sour chord with the trio but they vowed to stay away from that barre from now on and have since entered into a 12 step program.


   
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(@undercat)
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And just when I thought a joke could only make me groan a limited number of times, you went and upped the ante...

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 sirN
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I'm surprised you left out Gsus Christ! :lol:

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(@greybeard)
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I'm surprised you left out Gsus Christ!

I think it must have been accidental.

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(@ricochet)
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You're all just too sharp.

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 sirN
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Don't be an Aeolian! :shock: :lol:

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(@undercat)
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Sadly, we're just being natural.

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(@sjt1316)
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I'd say this whole thread has come across a little flat...

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(@321barf)
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Yeah,I'd say it's definately cut time.

You all B# now,ya hear? :roll:


   
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(@maelstorm666)
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If you feel a bit inverted, have some tonic and you'll be in the right mode for this discussion. :wink:


   
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(@e-sherman)
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Wow.....im gonna go play some power chords... :D

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(@undercat)
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Yeah, this thread needs to be put to rest... :roll:

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