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(@psychonik)
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well im sure its continuation was purely accidental, so i wouldnt really bother to compose a list.
wow if you think nasty there are sooo many familiar tems left unused but im going to keep quiet because this is a family station.


   
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(@m07zm4n)
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it's a nice progression.
I think the trick is to not let it get immajor...
any ideas are arpeggiated

besides:
16:15 over here-
It's drop D time...

EDIT: had another few to add...

NO MORE THEORY!!
um...
KNOW MORE THEORY!!!!

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motz
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 sirN
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My car drove over A sharp nail. Now it B flat.

check out my website for good recording/playing info


   
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(@maelstorm666)
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My Hot Buns are a little Cross. I think I need to loosen my G string.


   
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(@m07zm4n)
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That was a great day at work.
we delivered everything just in time.
Now it's all about a laid back weekend :D

NO MORE THEORY!!
um...
KNOW MORE THEORY!!!!

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motz
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(@diceman)
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Does someone have GAS in here or was that an actual Bm !

If I claim to be a wise man , it surely means that I don't know .


   
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(@ricochet)
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This has been humorous on a major scale!

As the organists say: "Great! Swell!"

"A cheerful heart is good medicine."


   
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(@noteboat)
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St. Peter at the pearly gates is asking for an accounting of people's charity on earth....

The first guy says he worked his butt off, made a million dollars and gave it all to the church. "Wonderful" says Peter, "come on in!"

The second guy worked twice as hard, made five times as much money, and gave it all to the church "Oustanding!" says Peter "come on in!"

The third guy says he just can't compete with that... he only made $5,000 during his entire life.

"Oh" says Peter "another guitar player"

Guitar teacher offering lessons in Plainfield IL


   
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(@vic-lewis-vl)
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This thread's enough to drive a man to drink.... so I'm off to the nearest barre to get "Brahms and Liszt!!!!"

:D :D :D

Vic

"Sometimes the beauty of music can help us all find strength to deal with all the curves life can throw us." (D. Hodge.)


   
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(@ricochet)
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I've come unstrung. I'm going to just sit down and play with my moldy-smelling old organ.

"A cheerful heart is good medicine."


   
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(@greybeard)
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Vic,

I think you've just baffled about 99% of GN members!!

:D :D

I started with nothing - and I've still got most of it left.
Did you know that the word "gullible" is not in any dictionary?
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My Articles & Reviews on GN


   
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(@rush2112)
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This thread's enough to drive a man to drink.... so I'm off to the nearest barre to get "Brahms and Liszt!!!!"

I'd join you, but I'm only A minor. :wink:
This thread got diminished when we started repeating puns.
These jokes are so bad it hertz, but they still violin, one by one.

"You know, it eez possible to be too attractive." - Pepe le Pew

"Be excellent to each other, and party on dudes." - Bill and Ted


   
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(@321barf)
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Does someone have GAS in here or was that an actual Bm !
I just finished with my second movement. :shock:


   
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(@panterririst)
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I think this thread got the right note.

"Pain is pure, isn't it?"


   
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(@rodya-s-thompson)
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Don't jump off floating bridges, now. :P

Henry Garza, Saul Hudson, and Darrell Abbott could not be here tonight, but they all had sex and are proud to announce the birth of their two-headed baby, Rodya S. Thompson.

- Paraphrased from the Tenacious D series


   
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