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Why learn to read music?

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(@kingpatzer)
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So you can play stuff like this!

"The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side." -- HST


   
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(@jimmy_kwtx)
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Reminds me of the old Tom and Jerry Cartoon where the ants crawl all over the page.


   
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(@duffmaster)
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That is insane...

Who needs a signature?
I mean really...
It's almost always lyrics...
or a cliche...
or garbage about me...
Lets just save YOU from the pain, ok?


   
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(@slejhamer)
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"Lakers in 6" ROFLMAO!

"Everybody got to elevate from the norm."


   
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(@steve-0)
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I like the whole "Arranged by Accident" part.

Steve-0


   
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(@lorfyre)
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That's hot.


   
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(@noteboat)
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I really like the 128th notes at the start of the third line, where a quarter note = 788bpm.... that's a 400+ note per second pace.

Move over, Yngwie!

Guitar teacher offering lessons in Plainfield IL


   
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(@musenfreund)
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:lol:

Well we all shine on--like the moon and the stars and the sun.
-- John Lennon


   
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(@ignar-hillstrom)
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"Release the penguins" :D

Awesome.


   
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(@demoetc)
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"Rigatoni"

"Remove cattle from stage" - saw something about some early ZZ Top tour where they had Texas Longhorns on stage.

"cresc. or not"

"rests are imaginary"

This would be that Frank Zappa piece with the orchestra it would seem ;)


   
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(@ldavis04)
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"light explosives now....and...............now." :lol:

I may grow old, but I'll never grow up.


   
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(@ricochet)
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That's great! :D

"A cheerful heart is good medicine."


   
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(@ghost)
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"gradually become agitated"

"Play ball!"

"remove cattle from stage"

:lol: :lol: :lol:

"If I had a time machine, I'd go back and tell me to practise that bloody guitar!" -Vic Lewis

Everything is 42..... again.


   
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(@improvgtrplyr)
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is this the black page that Zappa talked about? lol

it gives me pain in the brain just looking at it :shock:


   
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(@ricochet)
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I've printed and given copies to several musician friends who just cracked up. It's posted on the wall at the local music store. Last night after my friends' band gig was over, a young lady came up to see my old teacher's new Yamaha keyboard and was playing some terrific sounding classical piano stuff on it. As she was leaving I told her "I believe you'll appreciate this. Take it home and play it. You'll really enjoy it." She barely glanced at it and said "This'll take me a while. But I'll do it. Thanks, brother!" I wish I could've seen her when she pulled it out to give it a try!
:lol:

"A cheerful heart is good medicine."


   
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