So it's three in the morning and there's nothing but infomercials on. They inspired this song. :lol: It's more a parody/joke than any serious lyric. Enjoy it!
Special Offer!
There's a man on TV says there's something I need
But it ain't free and he wants some money
Well pick up the phone and call right away
This is a special offer and it's only on today!
What he was selling even he wasn't sure
Not knowing what it was made me want it more
Well call three triple three triple five
the operators are all standing by
Call right now and for a limited time only
We'll even throw in our good friend Tony
Call right now it's not available in store
So I picked up the phone and waited by the door
The package arrived and to my suprise
It was filled with nothing, nothing but lies!
So I curse you now and I'll curse you to my grave
I gave you all my money, every penny I'd saved
Three easy payments of thirtynine ninetyfive
Was too much to pay for a box full of lies
Take your package back and take Tony too
Don't worry about my money I've decided to sue!
Gasp, but what's this I see?
The contents you say
Are as advertised on TV?
Lies I say! Lies You told!
You took all my money,
You took all my gold!
Well the court laughed at me and through my case out
I'd get my money back but I had some doubt
Walked to my house and there on the stair
Was a package for me, a package with flair!
Get in my house and I'm anxious to see
Opened up the package, it was empty!
Empty, except for a handwritten note
Opened it up and here's what they wrote.
Dear sir or madam sorry that you feel so bitter
But our offer you see was true to the letter
Your money you see did not go to waste
Maybe you should not buy things in such haste
What you bought you see is a life lesson
You can't trust everything you see on television!
I like it. Its a little diffrent but its still cool.
