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 KR2
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Hard Liquor

I'm not one to drink hard liquor
But I think I'm going to start
I'm hoping hard liquor will numb
The pain of this fractured heart

Planes are named after women
My guitar's named after a gal
Women eventually leave me
Seems liquor's my only pal

I usually don't drink hard liquor
Normally I would have some beers
(But) That's not going to be strong enough
To keep me from showing my tears

So pour me a drink bartender
And this time make it a double
By now I guess you've heard
That Jill and I are no longer a couple

Planes are named after women
My guitar's named after a gal
Women eventually leave me
Seems liquor's my only pal

I don't know why she left me
I begged her to please stay
I told her I would stop drinking
And I do plan to stop some day

Meanwhile, pour me another
Bartender, you're my best friend
I know you won't leave me for drinking
But this drinking some day must end.

Planes are named after women
My guitar's named after a gal
Women eventually leave me
Seems liquor's my only pal

It's the rock that gives the stream its music . . . and the stream that gives the rock its roll.


   
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Here's my "exercize in forced rhymes"

Hard Liquor

I'm not one to drink hard liquor =8
But I think I'm going to start =8
And at least I won't be sicker =8
Than my deceased old broken heart =8

I don't usually drink hard liquor =8
Normally I cry in my beers =8
Something stronger for my ticker =8
Might help me hide my lonely tears =8

(Chorus)
Jet planes are named after women =8
My Corvette I gave to my gal =8
And all I got was a lemon =8
Hard liquor's now my only pal =8

So pour me a drink bartender =8
And fill it full with a double =8
I'll act just like a big spender =8
Jill's gone and I'm in big trouble =8

Now I don't know why she left me =8
High and dry though I begged her stay =8
Drinking will be the end, I see =8
Pour me another one anyway =8

Bartender, you are my best friend =8
Of that fact, no one can bicker =8
Fill 'er up and my arm I'll bend =8
A broken heart needs hard liquor =8

(Chorus)
Jet planes are named after women =8
My Corvette I gave to my gal =8
And all I got was a lemon =8
Hard liquor's now my only pal =8

Kingwood Kowboy
Author of over 6,600 song lyrics
http://www.kingwoodkowboy.com/


   
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 KR2
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Yeh
I like the changes!

It's the rock that gives the stream its music . . . and the stream that gives the rock its roll.


   
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