Hey all,
I was searching for any new interesting guitar sites, and found this offer... (all for 27.99)
January 10, 2006
Mike Slaiter
Fret2Fret.com
Attention: Beginners, Intermediates, Professionals. If your guitar playing is currently not firing on all cylinders — and you are keen to fuel inject your skill level with Nitrous Oxide — then you're gonna love this amazing breakthrough system, designed for the electric and acoustic guitar.
I promise...
Sincerely Mike Slaiter
If you want to start playing the guitar like a genius in the quickest time ever seen then let me share a secret with you... something unlike anything you've ever seen before.
I'm not kidding...
It's a secret so amazing and powerful it will supercharge your playing ability fast and forever!
If you've ever wanted to pick up a guitar at a party and blow your friends away...
... do requests for people and play any song you want...
... join in any jam session without a thought...
...become very popular with everyone, especially the opposite sex!
...actually enjoy any guitar theory
...play any chord in any shape anywhere on the guitar neck in the speed of light
...become at one with the guitar and actually understand the instrument
...write your own songs
...quickly work out the most beautiful sounding chord progressions
...create long and complex solo's easily
A technique that guarantees the memorising of the entire fretboard in, wait for it...
Less than 60 minutes!
And best of all... earn great money part-time having a ton of fun playing the instrument you love...
Then this will be the most important letter you will ever read!
Don't worry, I know it's a scam, just thought it was funny.
Mike
Now this is the 1st time I've seen a guitar lesson promise this:
...become very popular with everyone, especially the opposite sex!
:shock: Oh boy, sign me up!! :lol:
"The only way I know that guarantees no mistakes is not to play and that's simply not an option". David Hodge
"A technique that guarantees the memorising of the entire fretboard in, wait for it... "
This will lead to everything listed above it? I somehow doubt it very much. :)
I knew there was a better way than all this damn practicing/playing. I could have / should have just forked over some cash to these guys and I'd be better off :D
become very popular with everyone, especially the opposite sex!
I'll have two, please.
I started with nothing - and I've still got most of it left.
Did you know that the word "gullible" is not in any dictionary?
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I would really like to know how many people have ordered this program...
M
I would really like to know how many people have ordered this program...
M
What did P.T. Barnum say? "There's a sucker born every minute"!
"The only way I know that guarantees no mistakes is not to play and that's simply not an option". David Hodge
I need to invent a "Guitarist's Pill".
Two a day will make you play! Only $99 for a weeks supply! Order now and I'll even include a new pick! But wait! That's not all, order today and I'll give you 20% more free! That's right, for only $99 you get all of that. Sexy voiced women are just waiting to take your order, so order now!
Disclaimer: Pills might cause man boobs, loss of hair, increased gas, numbness in hands and bad breath.
:lol:
Jason
"Rock And Roll Ain't Noise Pollution"
All that in less than 60mins? :shock: Wow i've wasted my life (or at least the last 2.5 years of it). Time to get the wallet! And while Im at it I think I'll go buy that solid gold toilet I've been hankering for! :idea:
60 minutes?!!!!
oh man, I dont have the time.
is there a half assed lesson for 30 minutes?
become very popular with everyone, especially the opposite sex!
I'll have two, please.
:lol: :lol:
Stairway to Freebird!
60 minutes?!!!!
oh man, I dont have the time.
is there a half assed lesson for 30 minutes?
haha
I'm not sure about all you guys, but I certainly wouldn't pay 30 dollars to a scam so that they can turn me into a soulless, sweeping machine. Reminds me of the Esteban guitars.
Vacate is the word...Vengance has no place on me or her...Cannot find a comfort in this world.
Sounds good to me - now where can I get some new fingers that'll keep up with my brain?
:D :D :D
Vic
"Sometimes the beauty of music can help us all find strength to deal with all the curves life can throw us." (D. Hodge.)
