AAARRRR!!! I says we make em scurvy eBay scoundrel guitaarr sellers walk the plank. They be not ripping me off any time soon. AARRR!
Have to make someone walk the ol plank to make me day. :twisted:
"If I had a time machine, I'd go back and tell me to practise that bloody guitar!" -Vic Lewis
Everything is 42..... again.
PS -
A friend of mine has told me tonight, international Star Wars day is now May 4th - as in "may the fourth be with you" - is he taking the you-know-what is is he serious?
:D :D :D
Vic
I have a friend who wouldn't tell me his birthday, he just kept saying "Star Wars day" whenever I asked. He kept it up for months, until I ran across the explanation somewhere and finally got it :mrgreen:
PS, Good to have you around again Vic!
Yoa ! Riccuphchet ! us pirates' best 'strument' be ya harpoon.Tho' o you who dare to str'tch yur str'ngs be thrown to ya sharks.
Rahul wrote: Yoa ! Riccuphchet ! us pirates' best 'strument' be ya harpoon.Tho' o you who dare to str'tch yur str'ngs be thrown to ya sharks.
:lol:
Darn! Is Pirates Day over already?? That was too much fun.
Margaret
When my mind is free, you know a melody can move me
And when I'm feelin' blue, the guitar's comin' through to soothe me ~
So a pirate walks into a bar and the bartender notices he has a ships wheel sticking out of his pants and the bartender ask's him "Hey Mate, that looks a might uncomfortable!"
The pirate replies "Aye, its drivin' me nuts!"
;)
Scott
I havn't found my tone yet, and I have no mojo....but I'm working on it :)
So a pirate walks into a bar and the bartender notices he has a ships wheel sticking out of his pants and the bartender ask's him "Hey Mate, that looks a might uncomfortable!"
The pirate replies "Aye, its drivin' me nuts!"
;)
Scott
Dang I was going to say that! You shortened it up quite a bit tho'
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Sdolsay wrote: So a pirate walks into a bar and the bartender notices he has a ships wheel sticking out of his pants and the bartender ask's him "Hey Mate, that looks a might uncomfortable!"
The pirate replies "Aye, its drivin' me nuts!"
AAARRRRRRHHHH!!!
An old one, and still a good one!
I heard this joke told by a high schooler, on stage at a talent show where he was the MC. You shoulda seen the principal's face! :lol: The crowd loved it!
Margaret
When my mind is free, you know a melody can move me
And when I'm feelin' blue, the guitar's comin' through to soothe me ~
What be the loudest sound heard on ye seven seas?
Captain Hook wi' a itchy backside.
"A cheerful heart is good medicine."
What be the loudest sound heard on ye seven seas?
Captain Hook wi' a itchy backside.
:lol:
Ahola ! , that R'ico be gett'n outoha' mind.
Nasty sailor , cap'n cook be sparin' no'one.Giv'm ya Gibb'sson Sey Jey-Too Hun'red an' pound ya k'ords.
Whaa ? You not be giv'ving ya Sey Jey ? By order o'cap'n cook yur fired !
So a pirate is walking down the street and a man walks up to him and says, "wow! I see you have a wooden leg,, a hook and only one eyball...how did that happen?"
The man replies "Back when i used to run the decks my leg got blown off with a cannonball. it don't bother me now days. My hand was cut off in a fight once, in the middle of the night...it hurt like hell, but i got the one that done it to me in the end. As for my eye...I was looking up an the sun once and a bird pooped in it."
"And it done all that to your eye? Must of been some bird." the man replied.
"Naw...nothing more than a parrot...but it was the day after i got the hook...."
I couldn't remember that exactly as it has been years but hopefully it will make you smile. :D
What would innocent Greybeard say?
HEY WAIT - GREYBEARD !!! IT'S HIS DAY!!!!
It must have been my day too... and I missed it. :( Aarrgg!
"I face myself, to cross out what I've become
erase myself, and let go of what I've done"
- Linkin Park
