the great Vic Lewis mystery!
And it burns burns burns.......the ring of fire *all together now* the ring of fire....
heres a little Recipe for revenge, all you need is...
4 large buddys
5 Black balaclavas (the ones with 3 holes in)
a good length of rope
1 transit van
and if possible a key to the offenders house
a video camera is optional
I'll let you work out the details.
If you want something a little more legal and less hard hitting, try this one, take the guy for a drink, saying "hey it was only a joke lets put it behind us, can i buy you a drink?" go to a crowded bar so you have to stand. Buy him a pint and get one for yourself, then whilst he is holding his drink, ask him if he will hold yours while you go to the loo. Hes now holding his pint and yours and is therefore rendered defenceless. You now have one free shot whats more when your stunning blow connects his vain attempts to parry will result in him being covered in beer or the drink of your choice.