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Become Good Charlotte in 8 easy steps

Step 1: Purchase -The sex pistols: Band start up kit.

Step 2: Loss your personality.

Step 3: Drop out of community college and become bitter. Develope a hatred for education and use said hatred for 90% of all material. See Step 4 for other 10%.

Step 4: Source of other 10% of material=shameless plagiarism.

Step 5: Appel to pre-teen girls by appearing on TRL w/ Carson Daily. This show conveniently airs almost immediately after most high schools dismiss.

Step 6: Have a friend kick you in the head for a few hours untill all musical knowledge is lost.

Step 7: Be as cheesy as possible. If its been said; say it again. If its been done; do it again. Be unique as long as its the trend.

Step 8: Really, Really, Really suck.

Just what i think.
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joe momma
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ok got that so how do i become charlotte church?


   
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Ride a bicycle with no seat. No just kidding i really never heard of him, so i did a quick google search. Hes a singer right. They said "He is the next madona" so that kind of confused me a bit. Who is he?

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Alan Green
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* She * is a teenager who recorded her first operatic album at the age of 10.

Good Charlotte didn't buy the Sex Pistols book - they're far too pop oriented and nowhere near angry enough to be punks. Green Day bought the Sex Pistols book. SOAD rewrote it. Avril Lavigne is using it for her homework.

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Ignar Hillström
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Avril Lavigne is using it for her homework.

:lol: :lol: :lol:


   
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A whole thread dedicated to bashing a groups music..thats unlike guitarnoise.com...

Anyways, Aren't highschoolers teenagers, not pre-teens? Unless its some really smart 12 year old.

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Avril Lavinge is damn hot... I would walk a thousand miles..you know the rest... :wink:

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Sorry to me they're that piece of corn that gets stuck between your tooth and gums, and its not a front tooth its always the way back one that you just cant reach. Its also some where you don't have a toothbrush, the movies, the store, in a foxhole, places like that.

I also apologize for the Carson daily/high school step. It was meant as a generalization. All schools being implied, not just high school.

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U2Bono269
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Vanessa Carlton sang the Thousand Miles song, not Avril.

http://www.brianbetteridge.com


   
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joe momma
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I thought it was the proclaimers


   
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U2Bono269
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Oh i got my songs confused...again

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Minus_Human
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Vanessa Carlton sang the Thousand Miles song, not Avril.

actually i'm not referring to the song :roll:

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And all the things you said to me
I need your arms to welcome me
But a cold stone's all I see

Let my heart go


   
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joe momma
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Sorry my bad ive just checked the websight the proclaimers sang "500 miles" still its a long way to walk. :?


   
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U2Bono269
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I'm so confused right now. Does Avril have a song like that?

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Minus_Human
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nope :D

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I need your arms to welcome me
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Let my heart go


   
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