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 cnev
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Blame this one on Taso, I am a diehard Seinfeld fan and his avatar is cracking me up everytime I see it so for all the Seinfeld fans out there I thought it would be interesting to list your favorite Seinfeld moment(s).

Actually one was on last night when Kramer was taking "tasteful"pictures of George in his apartment and he has George strip to his undewear, while he's go the music playing, yelling Your a loverboy...

Or when George gets a massage and Raymond yanks his pants down..the look on his face was classic.

But one my alltime favorites was when Kramer recreated the Mike Douglas set in his apartment.

There's a million more..

"It's all about stickin it to the man!"
It's a long way to the top if you want to rock n roll!


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 Taso
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Haha, yeah, blame me...lol, I really like this one.

Jerry: I've been waiting for me to come along! And now I've swept myself off my feat!!
Kramer: Will you stop man? You're freakin' me out!

^one of the best Kramer lines.

I'll be back with more later, gotta run.

cnev, you crazy man you.

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 Taso
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One of my favorite Kramer moments is when he becomes the movie phone guy.

"Please enter your 5 digit zip code now.... .... ... Why don't you just tell me where you want to see the movie?"

Good Jerry moment is when he goes on the road, and he gets robbed cause kramer leaves the door open, and he's talking about his super lock that he has and therefore has no insurance.
"It has only one design flaw. The door.....MUST BE CLOSED!!!"

One of my favorite George moments:

George: God won't let me be succesful, he'll kill me before he lets me be succesful.
Therapist: I thought you didn't believe in God?
George: I do for the bad things!

Favorite Elaine moments: When she is being drug tested so she can go to Africa with Mr Peterman, and she has to get Jerry's mom to give her urine.

"ANY GLASS MRS SEINFELD, JUST PICK A GLASS, ANY GLASS!"

And one of my all time favorites:

George: I didn't get any bread
Jerry: Just forget it..Let it go.
George: Excuse me sir..I didn't get any bread
Soup Nazi: Bread is two dolla extra
George: Two dollars..but.everyone infront of me got free bread.
Soup Nazi:You want bread?
George: Yes please
Soup Nazi: Three dollars!
George: What!?
Soup Nazi: NO SOUP FOR YOU!! *SNAP*

Note: For those interested, the soup nazi's real name is Yev Kessem (Spelling)

I think I've shown how much of a Seinfeld freak I am now...So I'll just walk away in shame.

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 cnev
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Taso,

Are you kidding..that avatar alone makes you a God to me...you can do nothing wrong...

I have to be the most obsessive fan, down here Seinfeld is on from 6 - 8 PM every night plus an additional hour on either Tues or Weds and I don't miss any of them. On top of that I have all the DVD's including the 4th season.

It's funny cuz when it first came on I didn't think it was that funny but after like the third episode I was hooked.

Kramer " I'm out there Jerry and I'm lovin it"

George to his boss " Was that wrong"

Jerry to George " We're not men you know"

I like Elaine I just can't think of any of her one liners now.

Elanie " He took it out"
Jerry " he took what out"
Elaine "He took it out"
Jerry "It"
Elaine " It Jerry, he took "it" out"
Jerry " That can't be"
Elaine " Oh it be" " Got any other friends you want to fix me up with"

"It's all about stickin it to the man!"
It's a long way to the top if you want to rock n roll!


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I like the one where Kramer starts cooking with George's father for that dinner:

Jerry: "It tastes like dirt!"

Kramer: "Yeah, I dropped it on the way over"

Or the one where Kramer uses butter to shave:

Kramer : "Stick a fork in me Jerry, i'm done!"

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 cnev
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Stick a fork in me, now that's a classic

Jerry " And you want to be my Latex salesman"

"It's all about stickin it to the man!"
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 Taso
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haha...

George to his boss " Was that wrong"

lol. "If I had any idea that was frowned upon here...." You're fired.

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My favorite moment is when........................ they did the final episode. :P :P :P

What?!

Ouch, stop throwing thinks at me!

HEY!!! , that tomato had a rock in it!

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!

j/k fella's


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HI. I seen this thread and just had to respond.
You know the episode where they started eating the snickers bar with a knife and for and managed to start a trend doing it?

Well my daughter saw that episode and she started doing it at school, by the end of the week, the whole school was doing it... lol thinking that was
the new thing........ :)

I like the episode where Kramer started doing everthing in the shower

I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed, but when
you're a 22lb sledge, do you really have to be?


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I love Kramer for his craziness. Seinfeld is so awesome. They have so many great episodes and I can't really think of any exact quotes off the top of my head. I love the episode where Elaine is mistaken to be Suzie and Jerry accidentally breaks the bookie's fingers. Or the one where their using George's car for prostitution and Kramer gets mistaken to be a pimp while wearing the "technicolor dreamcoat." I can list so many more episodes off the top of my head. Oh, but have to mention the one where Kramer brings the pinkie toe to the hospital and the city bus driver gets knocked out by a mugger so Kramer drives the bus. He keept making all of the stops and when asked why he says, "People kept ringing the bell."

It's not easy being green.... good thing I'm purple.


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 Taso
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lol. You're batman!!

"TURN PIMP"
"IM NOT A PIMP!!"

Yeah, I love the technicolor one, (The Crested Jacket) when Kramer is walking down the street, and he does that cool cane spin. Haha.

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 cnev
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Mulva?

Jerry to George, " I think I'm just like you..only successful"

George to Jerry " It's the summer of George"

"It's all about stickin it to the man!"
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I went to Northwestern at the same time as Julia Louis-Dreyfus (Elaine) and recall seeing her in various comedy shows then. Remember wondering which dorm she lived in....

-=tension & release=-


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 cnev
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I used to like her when she was in SNL for a couple years.

But she really can't dance!!

"It's all about stickin it to the man!"
It's a long way to the top if you want to rock n roll!


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At least she doesn't have "man hands". :D


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