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georgejw22
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C, E-flat and G go into a bar. The bartender says, "sorry,but we don't serve minors." So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished and G is out flat.

F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough. D comes in and heads for the bathroom saying, "Excuse me. I'll just be a second." Then A comes in, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor.Then the bartender notices B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and says, "Get out! You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight."

E-Flat comes back the next night in a three-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender says, "you're looking sharp tonight. Come on in, this could be a major development." Sure enough, E-flat soon takes off his suit and everything else, and is au natural.

Eventually C sobers up and realizes in horror that he's under a rest. C is brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of D.S. without Coda at an upscale correctional facility.

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Was sent to me from one of many subscriptions, thought I'd share. :lol:

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Ricochet
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Yeah, that strikes a chord with me.

"A cheerful heart is good medicine."


   
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Alan Green
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Clever, but absolutely dreadful nonetheless

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Ricochet
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On that note, I'll give it a rest.

"A cheerful heart is good medicine."


   
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They get worse here in Australia:

Where would you bring an injured kangaroo?

A hoppital...

(Ugh!)

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Ricochet
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I don't think I could bear a koala joke.

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Dan T.
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Good joke! :lol:

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Ricochet
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I believe that F, having tried to augment the situation but not being sharp enough, left it in suspense.

"A cheerful heart is good medicine."


   
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Blueline
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LOL..
The timing was WAY off on that one...

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smokindog
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LOL..
The timing was WAY off on that one...

The torture never stops :shock:

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Ricochet
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Maybe we should give it a rest?

"A cheerful heart is good medicine."


   
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