C, E-flat and G go into a bar. The bartender says, "sorry,but we don't serve minors." So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished and G is out flat.
F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough. D comes in and heads for the bathroom saying, "Excuse me. I'll just be a second." Then A comes in, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor.Then the bartender notices B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and says, "Get out! You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight."
E-Flat comes back the next night in a three-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender says, "you're looking sharp tonight. Come on in, this could be a major development." Sure enough, E-flat soon takes off his suit and everything else, and is au natural.
Eventually C sobers up and realizes in horror that he's under a rest. C is brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of D.S. without Coda at an upscale correctional facility.
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Was sent to me from one of many subscriptions, thought I'd share. :lol:
All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff. ~ Frank Zappa
I've got blisters on my fingers. ~Ringo Starr
Music is spiritual. The music business is not. ~ Van Morrison
Yeah, that strikes a chord with me.
"A cheerful heart is good medicine."
Clever, but absolutely dreadful nonetheless
A :lol: :lol: :lol:
"Be good at what you can do" - Fingerbanger"
I have always felt that it is better to do what is beautiful than what is 'right'" - Eliot Fisk
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On that note, I'll give it a rest.
"A cheerful heart is good medicine."
They get worse here in Australia:
Where would you bring an injured kangaroo?
A hoppital...
(Ugh!)
"Feel what you play...play what you feel!"
I don't think I could bear a koala joke.
"A cheerful heart is good medicine."
Good joke! :lol:
Dan
"The only way I know that guarantees no mistakes is not to play and that's simply not an option". David Hodge
I believe that F, having tried to augment the situation but not being sharp enough, left it in suspense.
"A cheerful heart is good medicine."
:roll: :roll: :roll:
LOL..
The timing was WAY off on that one...
Teamwork- A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction.
LOL..
The timing was WAY off on that one...
The torture never stops :shock:
Maybe we should give it a rest?
"A cheerful heart is good medicine."
