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BarnaBus RoX
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The real logic of what we should be eating

1 Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the
Aussies, British or Americans

2 Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the
Aussies, British or Americans

3 Africans drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks
than the Aussies, British or Americans

4 Italians drink large amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart
attacks than the Aussies, British or Americans

5 Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and
Suffer fewer heart attacks than the Aussies, British or Americans

CONCLUSION.....

Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

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Ignar Hillström
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Haha, so true. :D Call me a fool but I actually use that exact logic every day. 8)


   
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ballybiker
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ahhh....but 92% of plane crash victims ate pickled onions

2% of all RTA's are caused by drunk drivers

conclusion....

drive drunk cus 98% is better odds....dont eat pickled onions and fly....above all else....only 0.5% of all deaths last year were guitar players :lol: :lol: :lol:

what did the drummer get on his I.Q. test?....

Drool

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Anonymous
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eggs have a hypnotic effect on my mind.
i could think about eggs all day.
i used to be an egg.


   
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dogbite
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assuredly, death IS fatal. do not play around with it.

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Ignar Hillström
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And if you're unsure about your medical condition, stay away from hospitals. Your chances of dying there are significantly higher then in a supermarket or bathroom.


   
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Musenfreund
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assuredly, death IS fatal. do not play around with it.

Actually, I think it's birth that's fatal, isn't it?

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chalkoutline
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And if you're unsure about your medical condition, stay away from hospitals. Your chances of dying there are significantly higher then in a supermarket or bathroom.

Another thing about hospitals...

When my dad was in his last days of battling cancer and his mind was getting a little fuzzy my uncle went to see him and told him that he himself was going into the hospital in a couple of days for some surgery. My dad leans up and grabs my uncles shirt collar and pulls him close and tells him, "whatever you do don't let them take your pants...they took mine when I came here and now I can't find them and I can't leave here with my a** hanging out of this gown."

So, words to the wise, don't let em' take your pants!

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Nexion
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Vegan its the only way to eat! 8)

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ballybiker
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Vegan its the only way to eat! 8)

yeah....Spock was always my favourite trekkie :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

what did the drummer get on his I.Q. test?....

Drool

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Anonymous
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i agree. vegans taste better.


   
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It has been shown that breathing causes cancer, kill yourself now or risk death later in life!

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Alan Green
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i agree. vegans taste better.

They sure do, but I can't eat a whole one.

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gunslinger
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Life - Sexually transmitted and always fatal

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