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(@scrybe)
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I'm not sure how well this fits the brief but, with my recent GASsing (and others too), this is pretty apt....

Its a blues in A major, with a slide solo (think Elmore James) between the third and fourth verses....

And it has me laughing, so I might have to record it. Three guesses as to the identity of the narrator....

1. Take me home, take me home with you today
Yeah take me home today
Forget the payment plan, I can't wait

2. I wanna feel your hands as they dance across my curves
Oh stroke my sweet sweet curves
You seem like a good man, and that's what I deserve

3. Wontcha tug my G string til the thing's baked in sweat
Ooooo get my G string wet
Go on and make me scream so loud I wont foget

Slide Solo

4. Take me home, take me home today
Take me home today
Don't put me back on the shelf and look for something else to play

5. There's a hole in my body for you to put your lead
For you to put your lead
I wanna give you so much pleasure I make your fingers bleed

6. Why resort to pictures if ya can get the real thing?
Yeah you can have the real thing
For just six nine nine ninety-nine I come attached to just six strings

Yes, I know, I have a dirty mind. :oops: It was either this or a cheap imitation of Tom Waits. :roll: I'm not sure how 'finished' it is, so any comments would be welcome!

Ra Er Ga.

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(@citizennoir)
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Hey,

That's great.... I like that.
(Does that mean I have a dirty mind too? :P )

It will certainly make me think twice about letting any other guys near my Elsie!
That's for sure :wink:

Ken

"The man who has begun to live more seriously within
begins to live more simply without"
-Ernest Hemingway

"A genuine individual is an outright nuisance in a factory"
-Orson Welles


   
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(@katreich)
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Love it! Must mean I've got a dirty mind as well. Well, I guess we knew that already, didn't we??? :roll:

Falling in love is like learning to play the guitar; first you learn to follow the rules, then you learn to play with your heart.

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(@barnabus-rox)
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Love it! Must mean I've got a dirty mind as well. Well, I guess we knew that already, didn't we??? :roll:
L M A O ...

Your a musician say no more :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: { only joking with ya }

Seriously this is a nice little song , scybe do you play ? I would love to hear it

Cheers

Trev.. :wink:

Here is to you as good as you are
And here is to me as bad as I am
As good as you are and as bad as I am
I'm as good as you are as bad as I am


   
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(@scrybe)
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Yeah, I keep trying to do this with a straight face, but I keep 'corpsing' when I get to the G string line. :lol:

I don't have recording facilities at the moment, but I'm working on that, so I'll hopefully post some audio for this in around a months or so.

My slide playing is abysmal though, so I'm hoping to lay the basic track down then get a few slide players off here to overdub some slide for me - if I could get 3-4 people to do this separatley, I think it'd be realy interesting to see how they each tackle it.

I'm glad I'm not the only one with a dirty mind, props for the comments everyone!

Edit: for typos.

Ra Er Ga.

Ninjazz have SuperChops.

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(@dotfret)
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LOL dirty mind?
Did you never hear "Take Me Home" by Sophie Ellis Bextor? That's just one single entendre!


   
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(@vic-lewis-vl)
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Yeah, I keep trying to do this with a straight face, but I keep 'corpsing' when I get to the G string line.

I'm not surprised - I was cracking up every time I read through it!

Great fun...keep 'em coming! Ummm - I mean - more?

:D :D :D

Vic

"Sometimes the beauty of music can help us all find strength to deal with all the curves life can throw us." (D. Hodge.)


   
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(@scrybe)
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Lol, glad ya liked it mate.

Deffo gonna record this and 3 Small Words once my system is fully operational again. And I'm loking forward to doing SSG16 on my new Martin.......... :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Ra Er Ga.

Ninjazz have SuperChops.

http://www.blipfoto.com/Scrybe


   
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