Y9W25 Higher Education

Topic: School, Teacher, or Education

Are you an ignoramus? Did you not quite learn to read?
Let me tell you, Sonny, education's what you need.
Buy my 'Real Life for Dummies'. It's 'Living 101'.
Get a higher education. Turn your problems into fun.

I wrote the book for you, and it's easy, as you'll see.
Only ten short lessons, you'll receive your PhD!
Chorus:
Education, education, education is the key.
Get a higher education. Get it now, from me.

Each chapter is so easy. Even you can learn it.
How to stay solvent? Take your credit card and burn it.
How to stay slim? If you're not hungry, don't eat it.
What an education! You cannot beat it!

This here book, my boy, you can't afford not to buy it.
Money back for 30 days. It's guaranteed! Just try it!
Chorus:
Education, education, education is the key.
Get a higher education. Get it now, from me.

If you haven't bought my book, boy,
You're drinking downstream from the herd.
Without my education,
You'll be nothing but a nerd.

Things a nice boy needs to know
I can lead you through.
You'll get four framed diplomas
And I send a free book, too.

Chorus:
Education, education, education is the key.
Get a higher education. Get it now, from me

Send twenty nine dollars and start this very day.
'Real Life for Dummies' will soon be on its way.
It's going to be a bargain for the price you have to pay.
Get a higher education, is what I say.

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Note: I've also posted an earlier song about hiking in the rain, called One Drop

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