What can I say? I think this song is G-R - * - * - * with all capital letters! Wilhelmina

Hi James,It doesn't take much space at all. Try it some time, it's a riot! Wilhelmina

Hi, Chris,You must know the basic rule for animal training - reward the good, ignore the bad. It certainly works on me!And hi Y'All, I do appreciate a...

Hi James,Thanks for taking the time to give me a good lashing. I can feel the shreds of skin curling up on my back but I know I'll be a better person ...

I like this story. So clever! I'd like it even more if you'd have blasted the (bad word) in the (bad word in the plural form). Wilhelmina

You sure can get a lot of story packed into a few words! I loved it. Wilhelina

Thank you all so much! This songwriting business is quite a challenge. There's so much to keep in mind. And I also realize that the lyrics are just t...

Thanks, Martin, for the critique - lots to think about here, and Chris for the hint. I've tried that- it feels like stealing and then I can't get the ...

I really love this! It's witty, it's sharp, it's hilarious, it's to the point, and you even have rhymes! Why didn't I write something like this? It c...