I asked several famous musicians the age-old question -"Why did the chicken cross the road....."
BB King.........
"Well the chicken crossed the road, to get to the other side,
Well the chicken crossed the road, to get to the other side,
Ain't no such thing in life, as an easy ride........"
Jim Morrison.....
"Chicken tried to cross the road, then the napalm fell on his head,
And the government's to blame and the chicken's dead.."
Lou Reed..........
Chicky felt like a change of scenery, nothing to do but lay eggs,
So he spiked a vein with a shot of the good stuff, put a whole lot of strength in his legs....
Leonard Cohen.......
Like a chicken on a wire, a chicken with depression,
Car came along, made a deep impression........
Bob Dylan.....
I saw a chicken who'd escaped from a battery farm protesting about the conditions he'd been held in
Holding a banner that said "freedom from the hard life and escape from this building,
And the chcken crossed the road to try and find a little peace,
And a-halfway across his value suddenly decreased....and he found himself deceased...and he was finally at peace...
Keith Richard.....
Errm yeah man, I didn't see no duck....
Lennon.......
Chicky don't go,
Chicky don't gooooo............
Chicky don't go-oh,
Chicky don't gooooooooooooo.......
Why did Nick Torres cross the road? 'cause there was a guitar for sale on the other side............
Anyone think of any more?
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Vic.
"Sometimes the beauty of music can help us all find strength to deal with all the curves life can throw us." (D. Hodge.)
Why did Greybeard cross the road,,,,cause Hank Marvin was busking on the other side....
SORRY GRAHAM!!!!
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Vic
"Sometimes the beauty of music can help us all find strength to deal with all the curves life can throw us." (D. Hodge.)
I'll join you in this:
A blues singer might say..........
He was the Little Red Rooster
da-do-da-da
And he did cross that road
da-do-da-da
He did it in the mornin'
da-do-da-da
Then that car came round the corner
Without any warnin'
Now he's true blood Red Rooster
In need of a booster
Flat out on that God-damn road
da-do-da-da
da-do-da-da
And I don't know why he crossed
that God-damn road
Is that ok Vic?
The guitar is all right John but you'll never make a living out of it! (John Lennon's Aunt Mimi)
you know me too well.
