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(@barnabus-rox)
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nothing more has to be said ...

I think this is woeful :

http://joshkaufmanblog.com/the-worst-christmas-song-of-all-time

Here is to you as good as you are
And here is to me as bad as I am
As good as you are and as bad as I am
I'm as good as you are as bad as I am


   
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 geoo
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Agreed

“The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn” - David Russell (Scottish classical Guitarist. b.1942)


   
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(@nicktorres)
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My God that was awful.

I had to gnaw off my own leg just to distract myself.


   
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(@u2bono269)
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here's a question for y'all regarding bad christmas songs

what is the most obnoxious christmas song ever???

this doesn't mean it's an awful song, just obnoxious...but that song is awful, btw

http://www.brianbetteridge.com


   
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 Mike
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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They play this on the radio around here a lot. Now you can share my madness!!!! I thought it was just me! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

:cry:

A girl at work made a dance to this, needless to say, she looks like a jackass! :lol:


   
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(@nicktorres)
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The Chipmunks Christmas song is a very close second.


   
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 Bish
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My God that was awful.

I had to gnaw off my own leg just to distract myself.

OMG :shock: that is funny!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

At least you had enough wits about you to NOT gnaw off an arm. Think of your guitars, man. :wink:

Bish

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(@ghost)
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I got 24 seconds into the song and said no more.

Now that's what I can torture music. :shock:

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(@margaret)
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I was laughing within the first few seconds. Half a minute later it wasn't funny anymore. AAAAACCCCKKK!!!

That is really awful. :x

Margaret

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And when I'm feelin' blue, the guitar's comin' through to soothe me ~


   
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(@rparker)
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The bad thing is now that tune is stuck in my head.

Roy
"I wonder if a composer ever intentionally composed a piece that was physically impossible to play and stuck it away to be found years later after his death, knowing it would forever drive perfectionist musicians crazy." - George Carlin


   
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(@stormymonday)
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Still a heck of a lot better than Paul McCartney's "A Wonderful Christmas Time"


   
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(@97reb)
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I want a hippopotamus for Christmas

http://24th.imeem.com/music/lG74Rtjl/all_i_want_for_christmas_is_a_hippopotamus/

How about that one?

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(@misanthrope)
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97reb has it for the time being... nothing to be proud of, mind, but he has it. :wink:

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(@sdolsay)
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If you have too many attacks of GAS you might have one of these! :)

http://mfile.akamai.com/5028/wma/bobntom.download.akamai.com/5028/clips/cotw/dollar_store_christmas.asx

Scott

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(@margaret)
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Can't seem to find a link so you can listen, but here's another really bad Christmas song:

THE HAT I GOT FOR CHRISTMAS IS TOO BEEG

Mel Blanc (as Speedy Gonzales) - 1958

The hat I got for Christmas is too beeg
It's nice, but my sombrero is too beeg
Is it raining, is it snowing, I can't see where I am going
`Cause the hat I got for Christmas is too beeg

But ring the bells and beat the drum
Ring the bells and beat the drum
I'll ring the bells to be polite
But if I see that Santy Claus, I going to start a fight

The hat I got for Christmas is too beeg
Oh, it's nice, but my sombrero is too beeg
If you wonder why I shiver, I fell three times in the river
`Cause the hat I got for Christmas is too beeg

But ring the bells and beat the drum
Ring the bells and beat the drum
I'll ring the bells, but I feel sick
`Cause Mr. Santy Claus you played on me a dirty trick

The hat I got for Christmas is too beeg
It's nice, but my sombrero is too beeg
If you think it's hot in Siam, you should be in here where I am
The hat I got for Christmas is too beeg

The hat I got for Christmas is too beeg
It's nice, but my sombrero is too beeg
Can't tell one thing from another, I got married to my brother
The hat I got for Christmas is too beeg

But ring the bells and beat the drum
Ring the bells and beat the drum
I'll ring the bells and say "Olé!"
But Mister Señor Santy Claus you spoil my holiday

Porqué socce sombrero grande Santy Claus?

Margaret

When my mind is free, you know a melody can move me
And when I'm feelin' blue, the guitar's comin' through to soothe me ~


   
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