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God plays bass!

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(@blutic1)
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Astronomers have detected the deepest note ever generated in the cosmos, a B-flat flying through space like a ripple on an invisible pond. No human will actually hear the note, because it is 57 octaves below the keys in the middle of a piano.


   
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(@paul-donnelly)
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I heard about that.  Pretty neat.  I was trying to calculate the frequency, but the number got unmanagably small.


   
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(@woodenfret)
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Do you think he plays the guitar too?

Slap & tap it!


   
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(@Anonymous)
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Do you think he plays the guitar too?

God can play every instrument a hojillion times better then we ever could. Cuz hes the best! ;D


   
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(@argus)
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Larry Carlton is God, and he plays a mean guitar. The bass is Satan's work (Bootsy Collins).


   
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(@Anonymous)
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Lol, If Bootsy is the devil, what does that make George Clinton?(Besides a crack head)


   
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(@warwick2k3)
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Love it. I can just imagine God trying out amps at the guitar store...


   
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(@curly)
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The question is...Would anyone tell him to stop playing
"Stairway to Heaven"?

Guitar is easier to say than saxamaphone.. Doh!!


   
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(@corbind)
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Good one Curly.  I think Jimmy P. might even ask big G. if that song shall never be played again.

;D

"Nothing...can take the place of persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts."


   
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(@alangreen)
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Wonder where he keeps his bank account, or who's credit card he carries?

After all, if God gets GAS he's gotta pay for it somehow.

"Be good at what you can do" - Fingerbanger"
I have always felt that it is better to do what is beautiful than what is 'right'" - Eliot Fisk
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