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(@greybeard)
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Yeah, but I'm still tying to get aa Handel on where this is going.

I started with nothing - and I've still got most of it left.
Did you know that the word "gullible" is not in any dictionary?
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(@ricochet)
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To Heller? Or somewhere in the aria?

"A cheerful heart is good medicine."


   
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 sirN
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I'd give that a tenor 11 on a scale of 15! :lol:

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(@ricochet)
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The fat lady ain't sung yet!

"A cheerful heart is good medicine."


   
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 sirN
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I don't mean to Harp on her, but she's so fat that she broke the Scale!

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(@321barf)
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Ha ha, my post got removed.I must have baroque the rules. 8)


   
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(@psychonik)
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this thread is bound to go down as a classic
but I still wonder if harmony was restored or that 12 step program had them singing the blues.

wow puns can get out of hand... im guessing your removed post had to do with the piano joke and the brass section?


   
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(@nicktorres)
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It wasn't that. I can't remember what it was now.

Oh well it's too late. I can't get it Bach now.


   
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(@musenfreund)
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What do you get when drop a piano in a deep deep hole in the ground, in the
Mountains of West Virginia?

A-flat miner.

Well we all shine on--like the moon and the stars and the sun.
-- John Lennon


   
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(@321barf)
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I mentioned J.J.Fux and I guess that was too hardcore!


   
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(@undercat)
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What do you get when drop a piano in a deep deep hole in the ground, in the
Mountains of West Virginia?

Alternate answer: Bluegrass music?

Do something you love and you'll never work a day in your life...


   
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(@qrious)
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This thread deserves a chorus of booos!!

To which Noteboat would reply, "They're not saying boo!! They're incorrectly saying sus2!!!!"

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(@undercat)
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"They're not saying 'boo', they're saying 'Boo-urns!, Bu-urns!'"

Simpsons ref there.

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(@greybeard)
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I think someone ought to make a Liszt of the best ones. Mind you, we'll have to do some Chopin to get rid of the stuuf we don't want

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(@slydog)
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Nothing major, just a note in passing - you can ignore me if you prefer.

Blame it on the lies that killed us, blame it on the truth that ran us down.


   
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