What do you call someone who hangs around with the band?
a drummer!
Portamento - The ability to move from a wrong note to the right one without anyone noticing the original mistake.
Harmonics - The buzzing sound that string instruments make.
Impromptu - A carefully worked out composition.
John Bonham would have popped ya a good one for that...
The first time I heard a Beatles song was "Let It Be." Some little kid was singing along with it: "Let it pee, let it pee" and pretending he was taking a leak. Hey, that's what happened, OK?-some guy
If this wasn't so family orientated I would leave a great answer.
Drummer will work...lol
joe
Somewhere around here there's a whole list of these.
-- Scratch 8)
"...if heartaches were commercials, we'd all be on TV" -- John Prine
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A long time ago a young man started out as a budding musician. He played around, but eventually had to succumb to life and got a job, got married, and had children. Years later, the man, now a father told his oldest son of his escapades as a young musician. The father's son naturally wanted to do the same thing so father asked what instrument his son would like to play. "Oh, Dad, I'ed like to play the bass guitar!" "OK, son.", says dad, and he lovingly buys his son a brand new bass guitar, an amp, and signs him up for music lessons.
After his first lesson the son comes home and dad asks, "What did you learn in your music lesson today?" The son replies: "I learned alll the notes on the E string." "That's great, keep up the hard work son.", says dad.
After the second lesson father again asks what his son had learned. "I learned all the notes on the A string."
And the third week the father sees his son and asks: "Son, why aren't you at your bass lesson this week?"
The son looks him in the face and says: "I've got a gig tomorrow."
-Metaellihead
Here are a few more .....
"You want WHAT on the *&%#ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566
Hear about the bassist who locked his keys in his car?
It was a hot day, and bassist was frantic to get the drummer out before he died of heat exhaustion.
-=tension & release=-
Or the drummer who locked the keys in his car and got frantic when it started to rain and he needed to put the roof up.
I started with nothing - and I've still got most of it left.
Did you know that the word "gullible" is not in any dictionary?
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AFAIK, mine's derivative (of yours).
-=tension & release=-
I belive it started life as a blond joke (and I've 200 of those!)
I started with nothing - and I've still got most of it left.
Did you know that the word "gullible" is not in any dictionary?
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Little Johnny and his mom are out shopping when they pass by the music store. Johnny sees the guitar hanging in the window, turns to his mother and says. "When I grow up I'm going to be a guitar player."
His mother replies. "Now Johnny, you know you can't do both. " :shock: :D
Q: How can you tell when the lead singer is at your door?
A: They can't find the key and they don't know when to come in. :lol:
Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming -- "WOW--What a Ride!"
A musician is cleaning his guitar....his wife walks into the room, gives him a dirty look and says, "Huh, you never touch me like that anymore...." to which he replies, "Well you don't rock for two hours with a beer in the interval....."
"Sometimes the beauty of music can help us all find strength to deal with all the curves life can throw us." (D. Hodge.)
ha ha - Vics back!!!
Matt
A musician is cleaning his guitar....his wife walks into the room, gives him a dirty look and says, "Huh, you never touch me like that anymore...." to which he replies, "Well you don't rock for two hours with a beer in the interval....."
I about spit my pepsi all over my computer screen with that one!
Gun control is using both hands!!!
Ahh, Vic, that's the best one so far! :)
-Metaellihead
