Les Paul Question

I dont think anyone cares, but I finally got this problem fixed. Loose wire or something in the input jack :P

Just as a general pointer, this is a fairly common problem with Epiphone guitars (though I've never heard of it on a Gibson proper).

The selector switch oxidises, which makes the pickups do strange things.
Just use a little switch cleaner, or WD40 or something like that, it works a treat. 9 times out of ten this is the problem.

If that fails, you have a more serious problem on your hands, but it's never particualrly serious with guitars because the electrics are usually relatively simple