lol.
I think one of the greatest moments of that episode (Mulva) was when George was trying to guess what it could be. He said this very stupid word, and it actually seemed like he could have thought it was her name, and Jerry just looks at him like "Are you kidding!?"
Yea I remember that one. I really like all of the characters especially George's father. "You want a piece of me"
"It's all about stickin it to the man!"
It's a long way to the top if you want to rock n roll!
Yeah, what's his name?
"You smothered him, he couldn't get any AIR, he couldn't BREATHE" and you were always off in korea with your religious chotzky "I HAD TO MAKE A LIVING!"
I think my all time favorite was when they were all swearing off "self satisfaction" (PG version for GN) and bet $100 each they could outlast the others. Then they were watching the woman in the apartment across the courtyard changing or something and Kramer ran off and came back a few minutes later and slapped $100 bill on the table.
I have 2 favorite parts of episodes, the first one is where that baseball player, keith hernandez meets Jerry, and through the whole episode, he keeps acting like he's gay.
"What if he doesn't call, I really like him, should I call him back?"
And when Newman and Kramer gave the explanation of how Keith spit on them. And how Jerry showed out the whole thing.
"Therefore, the spit stopped, in mid-air might I add, then it turned into a 45 degree angle hit Kramer in the right temple..."
"That is one magic loogie"
Te second one is where Kramer rents a mile. It's at the veyr end. Kramer's trying to, I think, drive away form the cops, and in the process, drops some paint thinner. Behind him is Elaine, who is driving the car full of trash, because she was using the janitor's closet as her house to get the flounder, she sees the extra wide lanes and sweerves around, in the process, dropping a sewing machine, Last of all is Newman, the sewing mahcine gets stuck in the bottom of his truck, making spaarks. And he drives over the paint thinner, the last thing we see is Newman driving in flames, going OHHH GOD OHH
I didn't stop laughing for 5 minutes when I saw that :lol:
lol. The Keith Hernandez one was great.
"That is one magic lougie"
Was a parody of Oliver Stone's JFK, when he's describing the magic bullet theory. Very well done, very well done indeed. I watched JFK recently, and I thought "HAHA, so that's where they got it from!"
Good subject guys. I am a Seinfeld fan too.
Some of my favorites.
George- "The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli."
Kramer- "I'm out there Jerry, and I'm lovin' it!"
Kramer- "Who's going to turn down a junior mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint, it's delicious. It's very refreshing."
Jerry- "I don't think you do. You see you know how to take the reservation, you just don't know how to HOLD the reservation and that's really the most important part of the reservation, the holding. Anybody can just take them."
Frank- "Serenity now!"
Newman- "Because the mail never stops! It just keeps coming and coming and coming, there's never a let up! It's relentless! Everyday it piles up more and more and more! And you gotta get it out but the more you get it out the more it keeps coming in! And then the bar code reader breaks and it's Publisher's Clearing House day!"
But I think the funniest episode to me was when Kramer, Elaine, and Newman kidnapped the little dog who was keeping Elaine awake at night. They let the dog off in the country, but it made it's way home with a piece of Kramer's shirt.
When the Police arrived at Newman's door to arrest him and knocked, I loved when Newman opened the door with a cigarette and smug look on his face and said, "What took you so long?" :D
That is my most favorite scene of all Seinfeld episodes.
If you know something better than Rock and Roll, I'd like to hear it - Jerry Lee Lewis
Those are some classics..that is one of Newman's best lines. I forgot the serneity now one.
"It's all about stickin it to the man!"
It's a long way to the top if you want to rock n roll!
lol yes! Very good lines.
With the junior mint, I love how jerry says "thats true" after it.
I loved this conversation, but especially Kramer's last comment.
I got this from a great site that has all the dialogue for the Seinfeld shows. Check it out.
GEORGE: You don't think I can?
JERRY: No chance.
GEORGE: (Daring) You think you could?
JERRY: Well, I know I could hold out longer than you.
GEORGE: Care to make it interesting?
JERRY: Sure, how much?
GEORGE: A hundred dollars.
JERRY: (Pointing) You're on.
KRAMER: (Butting in) Wait a second, wait a second. Count me in on this. (Clicks his tongue)
JERRY: You?
KRAMER: Yeah.
JERRY: You'll be out before we get the check.
ELAINE: (Smiling) I want to be in on this, too.
GEORGE AND JERRY: (Rejecting) Ohh, no. No, no, no..
ELAINE: Why?
JERRY: (Showing difference) It's apples and oranges..
ELAINE: What? Why? (More 'no, no, no's from Jerry and George. Persistent) Why?
JERRY: Because you're a woman!
ELAINE: So what?
JERRY: It's easier for a woman not to do it than a man.
ELAINE: (Sarcastic) Oh.
JERRY: We have to do it. It's part of our lifestyle. It's like, uh.. shaving.
ELAINE: Oh, that is such bologna. I shave my legs.
KRAMER: (Making a point) Not everyday. :D
If you know something better than Rock and Roll, I'd like to hear it - Jerry Lee Lewis
This is one of my favorite scenes in all of Seinfeld. I really just love the character, Mr. Bookman, haha. He's played perfectly.
JERRY: Oh, I'm glad you're here, so we can get this all straightened out. Would you like a cup of tea?
BOOKMAN: You got any coffee?
JERRY: Coffee?
BOOKMAN: Yeah. Coffee.
JERRY: No, I don't drink coffee.
BOOKMAN: Yeah, you don't drink coffee? How about instant coffee?
JERRY: No, I don't have--
BOOKMAN: You don't have any instant coffee?
JERRY: Well, I don't normally--
BOOKMAN: Who doesn't have instant coffee?
JERRY: I don't.
BOOKMAN: You buy a jar of Folger's Crystals, you put it in the cupboard, you forget about it. Then later on when you need it, it's there. It lasts forever. It's freeze-dried. Freeze-dried Crystals.
JERRY: Really? I'll have to remember that.
BOOKMAN: You took this book out in 1971.
JERRY: Yes, and I returned it in 1971.
BOOKMAN: Yeah, '71. That was my first year on the job. Bad year for libraries. Bad year for America. Hippies burning library cards, Abby Hoffman telling everybody to steal books. I don't judge a man by the length of his hair or the kind of music he listens to. Rock was never my bag. But you put on a pair of shoes when you walk into the New York Public Library, fella.
JERRY: Look, Mr. Bookman. I--I returned that book. I remember it very specifically.
BOOKMAN: You're a comedian, you make people laugh.
JERRY: I try.
BOOKMAN: You think this is all a big joke, don't you?
JERRY: No, I don't.
BOOKMAN: I saw you on T.V. once; I remembered your name--from my list. I looked it up. Sure enough, it checked out. You think because you're a celebrity that somehow the law doesn't apply to you, that you're above the law?
JERRY: Certainly not.
BOOKMAN: Well, let me tell you something, funny boy. Y'know that little stamp, the one that says "New York Public Library"? Well that may not mean anything to you, but that means a lot to me. One whole hell of a lot. Sure, go ahead, laugh if you want to. I've seen your type before: Flashy, making the scene, flaunting convention. Yeah, I know what you're thinking. What's this guy making such a big stink about old library books? Well, let me give you a hint, junior. Maybe we can live without libraries, people like you and me. Maybe. Sure, we're too old to change the world, but what about that kid, sitting down, opening a book, right now, in a branch at the local library and finding drawings of pee-pees and wee-wees on the Cat in the Hat and the Five Chinese Brothers? Doesn't HE deserve better? Look. If you think this is about overdue fines and missing books, you'd better think again. This is about that kid's right to read a book without getting his mind warped! Or: maybe that turns you on, Seinfeld; maybe that's how y'get your kicks. You and your good-time buddies. Well I got a flash for ya, joy-boy: Party time is over. Y'got seven days, Seinfeld. That is one week!
It's like a bad 1930's mob movie.
Ah yes Bookman. I'd have to rate that as one of the top 10 Seinfeld episodes.
"It's all about stickin it to the man!"
It's a long way to the top if you want to rock n roll!
Elaine dancing... thats just uber hilarious.
and when Kramer says "Gidde' up!"
GREAT SHOW!
GN's resident learning sponge, show me a little and I will soak it up.
george:
"he was ... touching and rubbing", "i think it moved"
"i was in the pool! i was in the pool"
"i'm back, baby"
"george is gettin upset"
"the sea was angry that day, my friends"
"ma...nure"
