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(@rgalvez)
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Granted but now the only important signature you have is written in the mortgage papers and all the loan contracts in the bank.
I wish I would record the solo album that would be an instant classic.


   
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(@ghost-rider)
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I wish I would record the solo album that would be an instant classic.

Granted, but to balance the equation, you would also age 30 years in an instant. :shock:

I wish my guitar playing would improve in direct proportion to the number of pints of beer I poured down my gullet. :lol:

"Colour made the grass less green..." 3000 miles, Tracy Chapman


   
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(@crkt246)
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Granted, but you have NO accsess beer!

I wish I had every guitar I ever wanted!


   
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(@kingpatzer)
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Granted -- after the boys finish running them through the chipper they'll deliver them in trash bags to your door.

I wish my children would listen to me.

"The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side." -- HST


   
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 KR2
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(poof!) Wish granted easily - because they always listened but STILL disregard everything "the old fogey" says.

I wish I played the guitar well enough to be in a band.

It's the rock that gives the stream its music . . . and the stream that gives the rock its roll.


   
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(@crkt246)
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Granted! Youre good enough to play in the worst band on earth.
I wish had the money to get any piece of gear I want.


   
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(@diceman)
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You HAD the money but the rightful owner found out and now you're in prison .

I wish I could stop the next wish.

If I claim to be a wise man , it surely means that I don't know .


   
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 KR2
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Wish granted- The stopping of a wish by the Wish Genie comes at a large cost; $350,000 and the taking of your first born to be put into slavery. Your wish was granted for several hours but after your MasterCard was maxed out, your car repossessed, a lien put on your house for nonpayment, and several debt collection companies failed to get the remaining balance, the Wish Genie cancelled your wish.
Rules: Article IX, Paragraph 7: The stopping of a wish can only be granted by a Wish Genie.

I wish people would stop trying to stop this game.

It's the rock that gives the stream its music . . . and the stream that gives the rock its roll.


   
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(@diceman)
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My reply to your post grants your wish , but only for one post .

I wish the next poster would send me $1,000,000 in U.S. currency so I can pay off the Wish Genie and get back my first born .

If I claim to be a wise man , it surely means that I don't know .


   
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(@rahul)
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Granted, if you could give me an interest free loan for US$200 Billion repayable after 2000 years.

My wish is to have a genie fulfilling all my perpetual wishes. :mrgreen:


   
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 KR2
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Granted. But your wishes last for only 0.001 nanoseconds and the genie is getting pissed, and turned you into a toad because you're overworking him.

I wish more people would play the "Corrupt a Wish" game.

It's the rock that gives the stream its music . . . and the stream that gives the rock its roll.


   
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(@vic-lewis-vl)
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Granted - I'll play.

I wish I could think of something funny to add.

:D :D :D

Vic

"Sometimes the beauty of music can help us all find strength to deal with all the curves life can throw us." (D. Hodge.)


   
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(@crkt246)
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Granted But you won't be able add any more funny things. :twisted:

I wish people would stop corrupting my wishes. :evil:


   
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(@urbancowgirl)
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Granted but now you are not allowed to play this game anymore.

I wish Coke Zero really did taste like regular Coke.

All my life I wanted to be somebody. Now I see I should have been more specific.


   
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(@crkt246)
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Granted but it has 4x the calories.

I wish I was aloud to play this game again.


   
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