Granted but all your previous wishes are null and void.
I wish the Dolphins win the Super Bowl this year.
It's the rock that gives the stream its music . . . and the stream that gives the rock its roll.
Granted but the dolphins are of the bottlenose variety and the bowl is super full of fish.....
I wish I hadn't come here now!
:D :D :D
Vic
"Sometimes the beauty of music can help us all find strength to deal with all the curves life can throw us." (D. Hodge.)
Granted but in order to do that we have to put you in a time machine and you end up in the year 1611.
I wish I didn't have to sit in a grey cubicle all day.
All my life I wanted to be somebody. Now I see I should have been more specific.
Poof! It's now pink and you have to sit in it all week.
(You're welcome :mrgreen: )
I wish they delivered beer with the pizza that I ordered.
It's the rock that gives the stream its music . . . and the stream that gives the rock its roll.
Granted but the beer that they give you with the pizza has'int been brewed right and it tastes awful.
I wish my friends would go to the consert at my church tonight.
Granted ! Your friends will all come to your concert and sit there and boo the whole time .
I wish Jimi Hendrix , Janis Joplin , Ronnie Van Zandt , Kurt Cobain , and every other musician who died before their time could be here to see how much they are still appreciated .
If I claim to be a wise man , it surely means that I don't know .
Granted . . . .
and everyone else whoever died is also brought to life.
World chaos ensues.
Famine, plague, global war devastates the planet.
Hitler wars with Genghis Khan and Alexander the Great . . .
and every battle that was ever fought begins again.
All the people you brought to life die before they can perform . . .
and the Wish Genie is really, really pissed at you. You really mucked things up.
I wish the world would learn to sing in harmony.
It's the rock that gives the stream its music . . . and the stream that gives the rock its roll.
Granted But they will sing Day and Night and will never stop...
I wish I knew what I wanted to wish for. :lol:
Your wish is granted . You now know what you want but your wish has already been granted . You don't get another .
I wish I was the Wish Genie .
If I claim to be a wise man , it surely means that I don't know .
Granted You ar now the Wish Genie but you cant grant any wishes :shock:
I wish I was in a band with people that I like and like the music that I like.
Granted You ar now the Wish Genie but you cant grant any wishes :shock:
I wish I was in a band with people that I like and like the music that I like.
Granted. You just cant play it.
I wish that I could play like Rye Cooter.
I play the guitar, I taught myself how to play the guitar, which was a bad decision... because I didn't know how to play it, so I was a sh***y teacher. I would never have went to me. -Mitch Hedberg
Granted but you just got 1,000 pound heaver and 3 feet shorter.
I wish I could sing good.
You can now sing "good" but that is the only word you can sing .
I wish I was adored by millions of people .
If I claim to be a wise man , it surely means that I don't know .
Granted. You are now adored by everyone, so much so they've locked you in a glass menagerie atop a pedestal surrounded by tv cameras and webcams. Now the whole world can gaze in adoration at your every move.
I wish the hot chick across the street would sunbathe in the nude.
-- John
"Hip woman walking on a moving floor, tripping on the escalator.
There's a man in the line and she's blowin' his mind, thinking that he's already made her."
'Coming into Los Angeles' - Arlo Guthrie
Granted. The chicken was plucked of all its feathers and made even hotter by slowly roasting it in the sun.
I wish I didn't have to wax my car today.
It's the rock that gives the stream its music . . . and the stream that gives the rock its roll.
