Granted but only because your car is covered with rust.
I wish politicians would stop calling me.
All my life I wanted to be somebody. Now I see I should have been more specific.
Granted. Now I'M going to start calling you! (Politicians, however, are better at corrupting)
I wish my car was not covered in rust.
KR2
It's the rock that gives the stream its music . . . and the stream that gives the rock its roll.
Granted your car is 100% rust now.
I wish I had a nice car. 8)
Granted. A very nice car. Its headlights work, the doors open and close, the wheels actually roll . . .
Just remember to put it back in the toy box when you're not using it.
I wish my car didn't have any rust.
It's the rock that gives the stream its music . . . and the stream that gives the rock its roll.
Granted. Your car is now a pink plastic Barbie car.
I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Wiener.
All my life I wanted to be somebody. Now I see I should have been more specific.
Say what?! :shock:
I pass :mrgreen:
KR2
It's the rock that gives the stream its music . . . and the stream that gives the rock its roll.
:shock: Not touching that one. :shock:
Wait. I just thought of something . . . actually, nothing.
Granted.
I wish I'm NEVER turned into a wiener.
KR2
It's the rock that gives the stream its music . . . and the stream that gives the rock its roll.
Granted. You're a chicken. :mrgreen:
I wish it was 5:00...Oh wait it is!
I wish everyone would get the heck out of my way on the drive home.
and in case anyone thinks I am completely bizare (they are probably right), the wiener reference was from an old commercial.
All my life I wanted to be somebody. Now I see I should have been more specific.
You wished you were an Oscar Mayer wiener,
That's truly what you wished to be,
And now you are an UrbanCowGirl wiener
With everyone so in love with thee
KR2 (Sorry guys, even game threads need sponsors)
-Brought to you by the makers of Oscar Meyer meat products
I wish everyone would get the heck out of my way on the drive home.
It's the rock that gives the stream its music . . . and the stream that gives the rock its roll.
Granted but now your car gets 2MPG!
I wish I was a ladies man. 8)
Lets change that wish to I wish more people would play this game.
They play, they just dont post.
I wish I had a 58 LP.
I play the guitar, I taught myself how to play the guitar, which was a bad decision... because I didn't know how to play it, so I was a sh***y teacher. I would never have went to me. -Mitch Hedberg
Granted but its a pile of wood chips...
I wish I was a Ladies man. 8)
Granted.... But youre on an island where there are no gals.
I wish I had tickets to see Buffett.
I play the guitar, I taught myself how to play the guitar, which was a bad decision... because I didn't know how to play it, so I was a sh***y teacher. I would never have went to me. -Mitch Hedberg
