Paint it flat black, carve your initials in it with a circular saw and hang a dead fetus from the headstock.
I dunno...wouldnt it smell?
Shouldn't smell too bad if you seal it all with a coat of flat polyurethane :lol:
Then you could run over a cat and use it as a pickguard.
:twisted:
"You know, it eez possible to be too attractive." - Pepe le Pew
"Be excellent to each other, and party on dudes." - Bill and Ted
Then you could run over a cat and use it as a pickguard.
:twisted:
come on, i dont wanna look like a wierdo...Ill just do the foetus thing
You guys are warped.... :twisted: :twisted:
'You and I in a little toy shop, bought a bag of balloons with the money we got"
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You guys are warped.... :twisted: :twisted:
Slightly warped is better then totally broken. So I would rather be warped :lol:
If you spin the fetus around fast enoughh while playing the neck gets warped back and forth. Gives it a fetus vibrato sound, similar to a Leslie cab.
You don't want your fetus vibrato to sound like everyone else's though, so make sure to use the fetus of some exotic animal so as to have your own sound. :twisted:
~Mike the Redneck Rocker.
"The only two things in life that make it worth living are guitars that tune good and firm feeling women" - Waylon
If you have an extra fetus laying around and you're short of cash, you could connect it between your guitar and amp and use it as a wah wah pedal. But be careful, I don't think fetuses are that durable.
"All I see is draining me on my Plastic Fantastic Lover!"
Alright I'll be the party pooper..........
Do you people want to come up as a search result from google or any other search engine from someone punching in "fetus" for research for their paper or what ever else they are researching? Nevermind the younger members of this site. AND NEVERMIND THAT MY 6 YEAR OLD IS NOW ASKING ME WHAT A "DEAD FETUS" IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(Yes he CAN read and write very well!!!) :evil: :evil: :evil:
Doesn't exactly give guitar players a good name does it.
I don't think that is what guitarnoise.com represents or is intended for.
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As for the subject, I think you would be crazy to cover up that finish Simon. That guitar has a beautiful color/finish.
But, then again, everything I said is.....IMHO.
If you have a paint program on your computer, like paint shop or one of any number of of them. make a copy of a guitar picture and see what kind of designs or paint jobs you can come up with.
Joe
I don't think that is what guitarnoise.com represents or is intended for.
Agree with Tracker.. Even though I will admit I laughed at the thread. I wouldnt want my kid reading it.
I think you would be crazy to cover up that finish Simon. That guitar has a beautiful color/finish.
Doubly agree with Tracker. Thats a beautiful guitar. Why change it?
Jim
“The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn” - David Russell (Scottish classical Guitarist. b.1942)
