Bass Player Jokes

Thanks Jason for bumping this. I would have missed it otherwise.

Slej, you've made my day. My son has just taken up the bass. Can't wait for him to get in from college. Gonna hit him with the full broadside. :lol:

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A bass player in college?

:lol:

There's a joke in there somewhere, I know there is. :lol: :lol: :lol:

I told the 1-5-1-5 lightbulb joke to a small group while at a recording studio last year. The guy who ran the studio started laughing and pointing to his bass playing biz partner, saying "Ha, ha, just like him." His partner didn't seem to get the joke.

I thought this one was rather funny:

Just before rehearsal is about to start on the Orchestra's "Bring Your Child to Work Day," the conductor is horrified to see the bass player hitting one of the children.
"You can't do that!" he yells. "Why are you hitting him?"
"He slackened one of my strings" replies the bass player.
"No problem," says the conductor. "Just tune the string up again."
"I can't!" screams the bass player. "He won't tell me which one."

Just found this one on the previously linked site:

What do a cup of coffee and Eric Clapton have in common?
They both suck without Cream

And this really made me laugh:

What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?
"Hey guys, let's do one of my songs."

Thanks Jason for bumping this. I would have missed it otherwise.

Slej, you've made my day. My son has just taken up the bass. Can't wait for him to get in from college. Gonna hit him with the full broadside. :lol:

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A bass player in college?
Ouch, not to be defensive but i know some really smart bass players, i guess me being one of them(graduated high school in 3 years, and doing college now)
but on a lighter note the sad thing is most of those jokes are not false :cry: