The truth is out - rap is..............

Please show mercy and let this thread DIE!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Wow, it's Friday thirteen
Give rap the guillotine
The words are all obscene
Light it up with gasoline

Pretty sad, even if I say so myself. But truly, I made up a rap about a co-worker named Ben Joseph back around 1982. This was way before anyone heard rap. I can still remember the rap I made up.

This fellow Ben Joseph's wife was from Brazil. Every summer she would go down to see her mother in Rio De Janerio. But she would always stay longer than she told Ben and spend a minor fortune. This poor guy was working 16 hours a day to try to keep up. So one day I made this rap. All names are real.

Ben's working all day
Yeah, he's breakin a sweat
Payin for a trip
For his lovely wife Jeanette.

Yeah, he's skippin meals
His waist is gettin narrow
While his wife's havin fun
Down in Rio De Janerio

But Ben don't mind
He's thinkin of another
He knows that his wife
Needs to see her mother

Well he finally goes home
And makes a TV dinner
When he gets a call
From his friend Mike Zinner

They're talkin 'bout a booth
That they might rent in a mall
When he's interrupted
By a long distance call

Ben it's just me
Said his lovely wife Jeanette
Ben I'm not comin home
At the time we set

I need some more time
Please understand honey
I need to see my mom
So send a lot more money....

There you go. As far as I'm concerned, these guys are all rippin me off. I was way ahead. :D

I agree with Nils!!!!!!!!!!
Yes, I also agree that Nils doesn't like rap.

Generally speaking, human beings can get used to almost anything...so I don't think rap would be effective in the long haul. Prisoners would come to like it; and would miss it when it was gone.

Alex, music genre for 100 please

Name of moderator whose aversion to rap music has gained the attention of the GN community.

Who is Nils? :lol:

Bonus Question:

What is the diff between rap and hip hop? As a for-instance. My guilty secret is that I like The Black Eyed Peas :oops:
Are they rap or hip hop or what?
I suddenly feel the need to hide :oops:
I won't even sign this post...

I'm going now .........:oops:

..................................................................................................................................*door closes* :oops:

PS I liked your rap about Ben Joseph, Wes, I almost cried :cry: .....................................D'oh! :oops:

i'm begging you guys.....

i'm begging you guys.....

In the words of the late and great Frank Zappa--"The Torture Never Stops" :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Ben's working all day
Yeah, he's breakin a sweat
Payin for a trip
For his lovely wife Jeanette.

Yeah, he's skippin meals
His waist is gettin narrow
While his wife's havin fun
Down in Rio De Janerio

But Ben don't mind
He's thinkin of another
He knows that his wife
Needs to see her mother

Well he finally goes home
And makes a TV dinner
When he gets a call
From his friend Mike Zinner

They're talkin 'bout a booth
That they might rent in a mall
When he's interrupted
By a long distance call

Ben it's just me
Said his lovely wife Jeanette
Ben I'm not comin home
At the time we set

I need some more time
Please understand honey
I need to see my mom
So send a lot more money....

Whoa :!: I actually think I heard records scratching on that one!! :lol:

Yo
Geoo

Whew, long thread but it is not helping.

I still don't like rap :twisted: :lol:

Whew, long thread but it is not helping.

I still don't like rap :twisted: :lol:

Nils, I am going to suggest that you listen to Cowboy Troy. Maybe if you combine Country and Rap you will like it.. LOLOL Country + Rap = CRAP atleast the is the genre I've given it.

Geoo

Well I hope you guys don't boot me out of GN :lol: But I'm doing a rap collaboration with a guy from sound click. :D I provided the music, he is doing the rhyme( Like I was going to do the rap :lol: ) Please don't hate me Nils :lol: :lol: .--the dog

Well I hope you guys don't boot me out of GN :lol: But I'm doing a rap collaboration with a guy from sound click. :D I provided the music, he is doing the rhyme( Like I was going to do the rap :lol: ) Please don't hate me Nils :lol: :lol: .--the dog

Collaborating with the enemy, Dog? French women had their heads shaved and were tarred and feathered for that 60 years or so ago.....

I'll pretend I didn't see the above.....

:D :D :D

Vic

Whew, long thread but it is not helping.

I still don't like rap :twisted: :lol:

Nils, I am going to suggest that you listen to Cowboy Troy. Maybe if you combine Country and Rap you will like it.. LOLOL Country + Rap = CRAP at least the is the genre I've given it.

Geoo
Wow, I would hate it if I started liking CRAP :lol: :lol: I do like country though. Especially the outlaws.

me<---- runs screaming into the street

Well I hope you guys don't boot me out of GN :lol: But I'm doing a rap collaboration with a guy from sound click. :D I provided the music, he is doing the rhyme( Like I was going to do the rap :lol: ) Please don't hate me Nils :lol: :lol: .--the dog

Your OK with this since it is the words I don't like and sometimes the music is OK 8) . You do have to expand your horizons you know. :)

I pretended for awhile that I liked rap but could not sleep at night so had to give it up.

ok i'm back, but i'm pretending this all didn't happen

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Too funny.