This is in the musical style of Chubby Checker
Old Twister
I can't twist anymore, like we did in the sixties
That was way back when, in history
Look here baby, I got new hips
Look here baby, I got new hips
I like the music, but I can't do the twist
I must be careful that I don't trip
I must be careful that I don't trip
My surgeon says, I shouldn't do the twist
We went round and round, and up and down, and turned and then
Put on another 45 and danced again
Your facebook page says you're now a Miss
It looks like you have botox lips
I'll stand here by my wife, you go twist
We went round and round, and up and down, and turned and then
Put on another 45 and danced again
This made me laugh :lol:
aahhh yes.....the songs of mortality :cry:
Looks good....Thanks for sharing :D
James
This song is evolving. I think it may make it unto my repertoire for open mikes and such.
Old Twister
Look here baby, I got new hips
I must be careful that I don't trip
My surgeon says, I shouldn't do the twist
We went round and round, and up and down, never stopped back then
Put on another 45 and danced again
Won't someone help me back to my chair again
Your facebook page says you're now a Miss
It looks like you have botox lips
I'll stand here by my wife, you go twist
Can't twist anymore, like we did in the sixties
That was way back when, in history
I can remember when, I had my own knees
It seems like it was in BC
I stumbled round, headed down, God I fell
Turning blue, it's like the flu, I don't feel so well
The restroom is down that hall? This is Hell.
I'll stay right near the potato chips
When I fell, think I slipped a disc
Was this really on my bucket list?
It will take my spine a full month to mend
Would you pickup my teeth please, I can't bend
Won't someone take me back to the home again?
