How about.....Your at least getting close when the wife stops telling you you played it wrong!! :evil: ... again :shock:
Kevin
When you have fake nails applied to your right hand only because your real ones break all the time
Immature? Of course I'm immature Einstein, I'm 50 and in a Rock and ROll band.
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When you're answering questions on the Beginners Q & A forum instead of asking them.....
:D :D :D
Vic
"Sometimes the beauty of music can help us all find strength to deal with all the curves life can throw us." (D. Hodge.)
...you see an attractive woman playing guitar and you think "Wow nice Martin D28"
And then you think, "I'd like to slide down her G-string" :roll:
But she'd probably make you use a metronome. :lol:
"You know, it eez possible to be too attractive." - Pepe le Pew
"Be excellent to each other, and party on dudes." - Bill and Ted
Tsk tsk and tut-tut, Rush2112....
When you see an attractive woman and think "with those on backing vocals who'd give a **** what we play......
Tsk tsk and tut-tut me.....I'll smack my own hand......
Vic
"Sometimes the beauty of music can help us all find strength to deal with all the curves life can throw us." (D. Hodge.)
When you wished you were in charge of Camera man filming Chuck Berry on Saturday's BBC4 1972 concert.
You find yourself willing him to stay on that guitar so you can see Chuck's chord changes. No! No! forget the Duck walk! stay on that guitar!
frustrated guitarist or what!
ps I did get to see the hammer-ons of Chuck's pinky though! And no it wasn't his ding-a-ling.
Chris
The guitar is all right John but you'll never make a living out of it! (John Lennon's Aunt Mimi)
...when your wife wants to learn guitar so she can see you more often. :oops:
this one just happened yesterday...
You know you're a guitarist when your sister-in-law comes over and asks "what's up with all the guitars?" and you don't understand what she's making a big deal about. :o
I only have 4 - an accoustic, an acoustic electric, an electric, and a seagull m12 (my precious).
When you tell your wife "I'm going to the store" and she responds "don't you dare buy a guitar."
Note: you don't say "i'm going to the music store." Or "i'm going to the guitar store" or anything like that .. just "i'm going to the store." It could be any store, it doesn't have to be a store where guitars are sold.
Of course what's really irritating is that you were so planning on coming home with that used Gretsch you've had your eye on ....
"The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side." -- HST
When you introduce your guitar as your "girlfriend."
"If I had a time machine, I'd go back and tell me to practise that bloody guitar!" -Vic Lewis
Everything is 42..... again.
When you stop asking "What's best -- LP, Strat or Tele?"
-=tension & release=-
When you stop asking "What's best -- LP, Strat or Tele?"
Thank you, I agree
Yeah everyone knows a Tele is the best :twisted:
Immature? Of course I'm immature Einstein, I'm 50 and in a Rock and ROll band.
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Yeah everyone knows a Tele is the best :twisted:
When I get tired of playing my Burns, I'll sit down and watch the tele.
I started with nothing - and I've still got most of it left.
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Yeah everyone knows a Tele is the best :twisted:
When I get tired of playing my Burns, I'll sit down and watch the tele.
Sometimes I talk on the tele while watching the tele.
